1 00:00:15,695 --> 00:00:18,281 Yeah! Raise the roof for your class song, 2 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:21,618 "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. 3 00:00:21,701 --> 00:00:27,499 Now, it's time to give it up for your 1991 prom king and queen, 4 00:00:27,582 --> 00:00:30,126 Ted-O and Nikki! 5 00:00:33,296 --> 00:00:35,131 Ted-O. Ted-O. 6 00:00:35,215 --> 00:00:37,342 Ted-O. Ted-O. Ted-O. 7 00:00:38,969 --> 00:00:40,387 Vincent! 8 00:00:54,985 --> 00:00:56,570 Reunions are strange. 9 00:00:56,653 --> 00:00:59,322 They bring up a lot of feelings about your past. 10 00:01:00,323 --> 00:01:01,741 Were you a jock? 11 00:01:01,825 --> 00:01:03,535 A pothead? 12 00:01:03,618 --> 00:01:04,870 A drama club kid? 13 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:09,207 A loser? 14 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:13,128 Did you get the girl... or did she ever even notice you? 15 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:17,632 Who did you want to be, and who did you actually become? 16 00:01:21,553 --> 00:01:22,929 Damn, Charlie. 17 00:01:23,013 --> 00:01:25,724 Are you still hung up on that skank? 18 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:27,350 Hey. 19 00:01:28,143 --> 00:01:31,229 You forgot the guy who showed you your first pair of tits? 20 00:01:33,106 --> 00:01:35,066 You're givin' me dead eyes? It's me! 21 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:36,568 It's Maxi-Pad! 22 00:01:38,403 --> 00:01:39,904 Max Kessler! 23 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:41,489 - Come on. - Oh, my God. 24 00:01:41,573 --> 00:01:43,783 I haven't seen you in forever. Wow. 25 00:01:43,867 --> 00:01:46,119 So, how is your mother? 26 00:01:46,202 --> 00:01:49,331 Oh, well, you wouldn't want to check her out in the shower these days. 27 00:01:49,414 --> 00:01:50,874 Not lookin' too good. 28 00:01:50,957 --> 00:01:53,460 You know, I still think she might have known that we were watching. 29 00:01:53,543 --> 00:01:56,129 Are you kiddin' me? That's why she winked at you in the middle. 30 00:01:56,212 --> 00:01:59,174 You were her little Macaulay Culkin. 31 00:02:04,387 --> 00:02:06,973 Man, these two assholes deserve each other. 32 00:02:07,474 --> 00:02:10,435 They actually got divorced. They're still really good friends though. 33 00:02:10,518 --> 00:02:11,937 I see that. 34 00:02:15,899 --> 00:02:18,860 They had twins together, but she got remarried. 35 00:02:18,944 --> 00:02:19,986 Wow. 36 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:23,573 Imagine if her husband was here right now watching that alcoholic hosebag 37 00:02:23,657 --> 00:02:25,450 fucking dry hump her ex. 38 00:02:26,493 --> 00:02:28,244 He is here, actually. 39 00:02:28,912 --> 00:02:33,416 Oh, hey, congratulations. That's good news, man. 40 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:36,628 I wish you would've told me before I called your wife an alcoholic hosebag. 41 00:02:36,711 --> 00:02:38,505 But, that's... that's excellent. 42 00:02:40,048 --> 00:02:42,592 Whoa. Excuse me, one second. 43 00:02:42,676 --> 00:02:45,261 Hey, come on. Ted-O. No, no. No... too much. 44 00:02:45,345 --> 00:02:46,638 Oh, God. 45 00:02:46,721 --> 00:02:49,641 Ha! I'm sorry. Whoo! 46 00:02:49,724 --> 00:02:52,268 It's the goddamn Funky Bunch, baby! 47 00:02:52,352 --> 00:02:54,562 I lose my shit! Every time. 48 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:58,274 Relax, Charlie, we were just dancin'. 49 00:02:58,358 --> 00:02:59,693 You don't have to make a scene. 50 00:02:59,776 --> 00:03:02,487 He's making a scene? You're the one getting a pap smear out here. 51 00:03:02,612 --> 00:03:04,948 I wasn't getting a pap smear, shit-for-brains. 52 00:03:05,031 --> 00:03:06,032 - Hey, hey. - No, no. 53 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:08,410 Here's what happened, all right? Here's what happened. 54 00:03:08,493 --> 00:03:09,577 I think we had a little... 55 00:03:09,661 --> 00:03:12,247 few too many beers and we're just gonna call it a night. 56 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:13,498 Okay, fine. 57 00:03:13,581 --> 00:03:15,834 Let's go, Mr. Buzzkill. Ah! 58 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:18,503 You know I can't leave right now, I'm the class treasurer. 59 00:03:18,586 --> 00:03:20,922 I have to settle up with the DJ and the hotel. 60 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:22,132 - Okay? You... - You know what? 61 00:03:22,215 --> 00:03:23,883 Jimmy Badboy's got a limo. 62 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:26,177 Now, she could just hop right in with me if you wanted. 63 00:03:26,261 --> 00:03:27,941 - If it's all right. - Oh, that sounds great. 64 00:03:28,012 --> 00:03:30,014 - Yeah? - Let me ask my dad. 65 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:33,101 Hey, listen, it's better than drinking and driving. 66 00:03:33,184 --> 00:03:36,062 Yes, okay, fine. I'll see you at home. 67 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:38,523 - It's a limousine. - All right. 68 00:03:39,566 --> 00:03:41,735 I'll take good care of her. Whoo! 69 00:03:41,818 --> 00:03:43,319 I'm sorry. 70 00:03:43,403 --> 00:03:45,405 If I'm remembering correctly, 71 00:03:45,488 --> 00:03:49,409 Charlie McMillan always loved himself a Bud Light. 72 00:03:51,578 --> 00:03:55,957 How about that time my father took us on the drive-along in his cop car. 73 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:58,001 Oh, I remember that. 74 00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:00,045 And that guy we had to arrest, 75 00:04:00,128 --> 00:04:02,464 who kept flashing everybody at the 7-Eleven. 76 00:04:02,547 --> 00:04:04,424 You stuck me in the backseat with that guy! 77 00:04:04,507 --> 00:04:09,262 Yeah, who would have thought a guy could whack off with a set of handcuffs on? 78 00:04:11,389 --> 00:04:13,850 Why did we ever stop hangin' out? 79 00:04:13,933 --> 00:04:16,227 We lived right across the street from each other. 80 00:04:16,311 --> 00:04:18,730 I don't know. We had different classes. 81 00:04:18,813 --> 00:04:20,857 Yeah, you were with all the smart kids. 82 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:24,319 I was in shop class making bird cages and foot stools. 83 00:04:24,402 --> 00:04:25,570 Yeah. 84 00:04:25,653 --> 00:04:27,405 And after your dad died... 85 00:04:27,489 --> 00:04:30,325 Yeah, I wasn't too social after that, huh? 86 00:04:31,284 --> 00:04:35,121 I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Growing up without a dad. 87 00:04:36,664 --> 00:04:37,999 But you're in Jacksonville now. 88 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,751 Tell me about yourself. I don't know anything. 89 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:42,587 Remember how we said we were gonna kick ass and take names? 90 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:43,671 Oh, yeah, we did. 91 00:04:43,755 --> 00:04:46,007 You were going to invent time travel, weren't you? 92 00:04:46,091 --> 00:04:49,219 And you were gonna be an FBI agent. 93 00:04:49,302 --> 00:04:50,386 That's right. 94 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:52,639 Mr. Falcone, our guidance counselor, 95 00:04:52,722 --> 00:04:55,725 said I was gonna end up working in the morgue. 96 00:04:55,809 --> 00:04:58,144 - He did not like you. - Yeah. 97 00:04:58,228 --> 00:05:02,440 But I guess old Mr. Falcone can suck my dick. 98 00:05:03,108 --> 00:05:04,818 Shut up! Shut... 99 00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:07,403 Are you kidding me? You did it? 100 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:09,239 Oh, my God, man! 101 00:05:09,322 --> 00:05:11,324 Are you packin' heat? 102 00:05:13,076 --> 00:05:14,244 Jesus! 103 00:05:15,370 --> 00:05:16,663 My God. 104 00:05:16,746 --> 00:05:19,707 Have you ever had to... shoot anybody? 105 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,918 I don't kill and tell, Charlie. 106 00:05:22,001 --> 00:05:24,003 These are human beings we're talking about. 107 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:25,088 Yeah. 108 00:05:26,464 --> 00:05:28,049 Eight people. 109 00:05:28,133 --> 00:05:30,969 Are you kidding me, dude? This is cra... 110 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:35,807 Oh... Oh, yeah, that. I... 111 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,517 I have not done that. That's... 112 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,769 I did it with you. That was the last time. 113 00:05:39,853 --> 00:05:41,312 Yep. 114 00:05:41,396 --> 00:05:44,023 It's good to see me again, ain't it? 115 00:05:44,107 --> 00:05:46,276 Wait, right... Smoke it right here? 116 00:05:46,359 --> 00:05:48,611 You're runnin' with the law tonight, Charlie. 117 00:05:48,695 --> 00:05:50,363 You're an untouchable. 118 00:05:52,407 --> 00:05:53,575 That's right. 119 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:04,335 Oh... here. 120 00:06:04,419 --> 00:06:06,379 Oh, no, I can't. 121 00:06:06,462 --> 00:06:09,382 Fucking Bureau does random tests. You want to get me fired? 122 00:06:10,008 --> 00:06:11,050 Oh... 123 00:06:11,134 --> 00:06:13,970 So, what else, Charlie? 124 00:06:14,053 --> 00:06:15,680 Believe it or not... 125 00:06:15,763 --> 00:06:19,017 I still actually work at the same place I worked in high school. 126 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,144 Save and Pay Supermarket? 127 00:06:21,895 --> 00:06:24,772 No. No, I've never worked at Save and Pay. 128 00:06:24,856 --> 00:06:27,775 I manage the bank that's inside of Save and Pay. 129 00:06:27,859 --> 00:06:30,862 Palm Coast Savings Bank has nothing to do with the supermarket. 130 00:06:30,945 --> 00:06:32,363 Except the fact that it's in it. 131 00:06:32,447 --> 00:06:35,283 Right, it's in it, but that doesn't mean it's a part of it. 132 00:06:35,366 --> 00:06:37,160 It's its own entity. 133 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:39,913 So if the supermarket was closed, could I get into the bank? 134 00:06:39,996 --> 00:06:41,414 Wouldn't happen. 135 00:06:41,497 --> 00:06:43,958 We keep banking hours, so we close before them. 136 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:46,377 You keep telling yourself that, Charlie. 137 00:06:47,503 --> 00:06:49,797 Where you living? 138 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:51,466 I live in the same house. 139 00:06:51,549 --> 00:06:53,134 - Yeah? - Yeah, Oakmont. 140 00:06:53,217 --> 00:06:56,471 Man, if you still had that Gremlin piece of shit you used to drive, 141 00:06:56,554 --> 00:06:58,014 we'd be right back in high school. 142 00:06:58,097 --> 00:07:00,808 The old Gremlin. I remember that. 143 00:07:00,892 --> 00:07:02,310 Yeah, I still have it. 144 00:07:02,393 --> 00:07:03,978 - You're shittin' me. - Yeah. 145 00:07:04,062 --> 00:07:06,189 - So, basically, everything... - It's the same. 146 00:07:06,272 --> 00:07:07,649 Yeah, it's the same. 147 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:09,901 But things are good, man. Things are great. 148 00:07:10,777 --> 00:07:12,362 It's going great, seriously. 149 00:07:13,404 --> 00:07:15,406 Come on, let's get real. 150 00:07:17,075 --> 00:07:19,744 Let Maxi-Pad soak up your pain. 151 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:27,961 My life fuckin' sucks. 152 00:07:28,044 --> 00:07:29,170 Yeah. 153 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:32,715 I drive the same car. I have the same job. 154 00:07:33,299 --> 00:07:34,467 I talk to the same people. 155 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:36,302 I'm chasing the same girl... 156 00:07:36,386 --> 00:07:38,429 except now I pay all her credit card bills. 157 00:07:38,513 --> 00:07:40,014 She still doesn't care about me. 158 00:07:40,098 --> 00:07:41,849 I mean, I talked to these people tonight, 159 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:46,187 they're going parasailing, motorcycle racing, cliff diving. 160 00:07:46,271 --> 00:07:50,149 Oh, fuck all the people tonight. They're all fat and old-lookin'. 161 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,235 Go to Antigua. Jump off a cliff. 162 00:07:52,318 --> 00:07:54,737 I'm too much of a pussy. I would never do that. 163 00:07:54,821 --> 00:07:56,823 Plus, I can't. I can't go to Antigua. 164 00:07:56,906 --> 00:07:59,117 I can't go anywhere, I don't have a passport. 165 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,368 Oh! 166 00:08:00,451 --> 00:08:03,079 You're not a pussy, Charlie. You never were a pussy. 167 00:08:03,162 --> 00:08:05,540 I'm just in a rut... a bad one. 168 00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:07,500 I have so many responsibilities. 169 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,544 Like putting Ted-O's twins through college? 170 00:08:10,211 --> 00:08:12,171 Exactly, that is on the list. 171 00:08:12,255 --> 00:08:14,966 I mean, what the hell happened to my life? 172 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:17,510 Can't give up hope, bud. 173 00:08:18,303 --> 00:08:21,806 Wish I could start from scratch. Just get it right this time. 174 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,441 Hey, maybe this is the weed, I think there's some girl spying on us. 175 00:08:31,524 --> 00:08:34,027 - 5'5"? - Yeah. 176 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,236 - Dark wig? - Yeah. 177 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,404 - Button nose? - Yeah. 178 00:08:36,487 --> 00:08:38,197 - Don't acknowledge her. - Oh. 179 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,326 It's my fucking psycho ex-girlfriend. 180 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:42,618 Is she stalkin' you? 181 00:08:42,702 --> 00:08:44,245 She can't quit me. 182 00:08:44,329 --> 00:08:46,998 - I gotta talk to her. - No, wait. Wait. 183 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:52,962 - I miss you. - Well... good. 184 00:08:53,046 --> 00:08:54,255 - Change your mind. - Nope. 185 00:08:54,339 --> 00:08:56,215 - Please. - You gotta just fucking be tough. 186 00:08:56,299 --> 00:08:57,759 Just toughen the fuck... 187 00:08:58,468 --> 00:08:59,844 Oh, I hate you. 188 00:09:01,721 --> 00:09:04,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 189 00:09:10,063 --> 00:09:11,606 She's gonna leave you alone now. 190 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,524 No, I gave her my hotel key. 191 00:09:13,608 --> 00:09:15,151 She drove all the way out here. 192 00:09:15,234 --> 00:09:18,404 Might as well feed the giraffe a carrot before I send her back to the zoo, 193 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:19,572 you know what I mean. 194 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:20,865 Damn it, man. 195 00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:23,868 You are kicking ass and taking names. You're doing it. 196 00:09:23,951 --> 00:09:25,912 You should be doing that with me, Charlie. 197 00:09:25,995 --> 00:09:28,623 - Like we always talked about. - Yeah. 198 00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:31,751 Hey... I hope I see you again. 199 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,294 Yeah, me, too. 200 00:09:57,151 --> 00:09:58,486 Yeah. No, I'm here. 201 00:09:58,569 --> 00:10:00,113 That's right. I got dinner. 202 00:10:00,238 --> 00:10:02,949 It's covered. I got Chinese. Everything you want. 203 00:10:03,032 --> 00:10:04,575 I got the six egg rolls, 204 00:10:04,659 --> 00:10:06,744 four orange chickens, two Kung Pao chickens. 205 00:10:06,828 --> 00:10:08,204 Just the way you like it. 206 00:10:08,287 --> 00:10:09,580 Oh... okay. 207 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:14,627 Uh... I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Uh, you sure? 208 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:17,255 Two more... Two more Kung Pao chickens, are you sure? 209 00:10:17,338 --> 00:10:20,133 - Excuse me. - Okay, I gotta go. Bye. 210 00:10:20,216 --> 00:10:21,592 Are you the manager? 211 00:10:21,676 --> 00:10:23,386 Why, yes I am. How can I help you? 212 00:10:23,469 --> 00:10:27,348 Can you tell me where I can find the kitty litter aisle? 213 00:10:27,432 --> 00:10:29,767 Actually, I'm the bank manager. 214 00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:30,852 Oh... 215 00:10:30,935 --> 00:10:34,605 Palm Coast Savings is a bank and we have nothing to do with Save and Pay. 216 00:10:35,398 --> 00:10:36,524 Kitty litter? 217 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,026 It's aisle two. 218 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:53,040 Hey. 219 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:54,959 How was karate, boys? 220 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,210 See for yourself! 221 00:10:59,464 --> 00:11:01,757 Hey, Mom, check it out. Charlie pissed his pants. 222 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:11,601 Are you sure you're not yankin' my crank? 223 00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:12,852 This is real? 224 00:11:12,935 --> 00:11:15,313 All expenses paid? 225 00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,523 Naples, Italy? 226 00:11:18,566 --> 00:11:20,443 Naples, Florida? 227 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,738 Oh! Oh, my God, we so need this. 228 00:11:23,863 --> 00:11:24,864 - Thank you. - What is it? 229 00:11:24,947 --> 00:11:26,824 You are not gonna believe what just happened. 230 00:11:26,908 --> 00:11:29,243 I just won a two-day spa weekend 231 00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:32,330 at the Ritz-Carlton Resort in Naples, Florida! 232 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:33,789 What? 233 00:11:33,873 --> 00:11:35,708 What? How? 234 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,878 I won the grand prize drawin' at the reunion. 235 00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,714 I don't even remember there being a drawing at the reunion. 236 00:11:41,797 --> 00:11:44,884 I don't remember the reunion. But I'll fucking take it. 237 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,302 Yeah. Woo-hoo! 238 00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:48,429 Party train. When is it? 239 00:11:48,512 --> 00:11:50,723 - This weekend. - Oh, that's perfect. 240 00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:52,850 Tracy is gonna get turnt up. 241 00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:54,310 Tracy? 242 00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:56,229 I thought this was our weekend together? 243 00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:58,898 Well, Charlie, it's a spa. 244 00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:01,651 It's totally a girls' type of thing. 245 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,402 - Oh. - It's... it's... Oh! 246 00:12:03,486 --> 00:12:05,529 - Oh, okay. - But, hey... Charlie, 247 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,990 this will give you time to paint the garage. 248 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:09,283 Oh, yeah, right... 249 00:12:10,409 --> 00:12:13,829 Oh, my God, they accept dogs! Tracy's bringing Biscuit! 250 00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:17,041 All right, that sounds fun. 251 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:21,587 Where the fuck are the fortune cookies? 252 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:32,682 Karate chop me, you little prick. I wasn't ready for it. 253 00:12:32,765 --> 00:12:35,685 You ready for this? 254 00:12:37,728 --> 00:12:38,980 Asshole. 255 00:13:14,348 --> 00:13:15,558 Ahoy. 256 00:13:16,267 --> 00:13:18,102 And then it happened. 257 00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:20,354 Permission to come aboard, skipper? 258 00:13:20,438 --> 00:13:24,233 Permission granted, little buddy. You ready to get your drink on? 259 00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:29,238 Oh, my God. That is not a Bud Light Party Ball. 260 00:13:29,322 --> 00:13:30,990 If you put your ear to it just right, 261 00:13:31,073 --> 00:13:35,036 you can still hear somebody puking at a Def Leppard concert. 262 00:13:35,119 --> 00:13:37,747 Huh? Huh? 263 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,999 Uh, but I shouldn't have a drink right away, 264 00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:44,086 because I popped a few Dramamine just to, you know, help me get my sea legs. 265 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:45,463 - Oh... - But, um... 266 00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:49,675 I did get us some Sea-Band bracelets. 267 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,802 One of the cashiers at Save and Pay 268 00:13:51,886 --> 00:13:54,680 said that this is a miracle worker for her mother-in-law. 269 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,015 - I get one, too? - Yeah. 270 00:13:56,098 --> 00:13:57,767 Oh, thanks, man. 271 00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,811 So, uh, what do you think of my boat? 272 00:14:00,895 --> 00:14:04,440 This is... insane. I've never seen anything like it. 273 00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:06,942 My God, I gotta join the FBI. 274 00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:08,736 How long have you had her? 275 00:14:08,819 --> 00:14:10,363 She's a virgin. 276 00:14:11,322 --> 00:14:13,240 I want you to pop her cherry. 277 00:14:13,324 --> 00:14:15,785 - Me? - Yeah. Grab this. 278 00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:18,371 - What do I do? - Come on. 279 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:22,458 - To, uh, kickin' ass and taking names! - There he is. 280 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:25,211 - You fuck! - Are you shitting me? 281 00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:26,504 You brought it back to my... 282 00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:29,006 I'm fucking with you. Yeah! 283 00:14:43,104 --> 00:14:46,065 Yeah. Yeah, man. 284 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:00,913 Hi! 285 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:02,289 Hi, guys! 286 00:15:07,503 --> 00:15:09,296 Hey, girls, come on. 287 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,174 Huh? 288 00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:19,890 Fuck, yeah. Thank you! 289 00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:24,270 - Oh... Oh! "Show us your dick." - No. 290 00:15:24,353 --> 00:15:26,480 Show them. Don't even think about it. 291 00:15:26,564 --> 00:15:27,773 Let's see it. Come on! Come on! 292 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,900 Okay. Okay. 293 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:36,615 - Oh! - Boo! 294 00:15:38,451 --> 00:15:40,661 - What the hell is that? - Come on! 295 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:54,717 I couldn't believe it. 296 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,969 I was having the best time of my adult life. 297 00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:05,686 It was like Max and I had never been apart. 298 00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:12,693 The years melted away and we were goofy teenagers again, having nothing but fun. 299 00:16:12,777 --> 00:16:15,613 Max! 300 00:16:21,619 --> 00:16:25,664 Forgetting my troubles for a while was just what the doctor ordered. 301 00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:30,836 - Wow! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 302 00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:36,675 Fuckin' A, baby! You got dinner for us! 303 00:16:41,013 --> 00:16:43,516 Fuck you! Fuck you! 304 00:17:02,451 --> 00:17:06,121 Deep down, I knew that soon I'd have to get back to the real world. 305 00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:08,207 But Max had a way of making me forget all my... 306 00:17:35,526 --> 00:17:36,610 Hey. 307 00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:40,614 What's... 308 00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:57,131 Hey, Mr. Sleepyhead. 309 00:17:58,173 --> 00:17:59,717 What's going on? 310 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,552 Why am... Why am I tied up? 311 00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:03,888 I didn't want you to freak out when you came to. 312 00:18:03,971 --> 00:18:06,640 You think tying me to a bed's not gonna freak me out? 313 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,726 - Where the hell am I? - You're in a motel. 314 00:18:08,809 --> 00:18:12,104 You were snoring your balls off for, like, 24 hours straight. 315 00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:14,148 Wait, what? What? 316 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,817 Yeah, I guess I went a little heavy on the roofies. 317 00:18:16,901 --> 00:18:18,068 You roofied me? 318 00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:20,821 Max, please let me go. 319 00:18:20,905 --> 00:18:22,990 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem, buddy. 320 00:18:23,073 --> 00:18:24,241 Let me get you out of there. 321 00:18:24,783 --> 00:18:27,578 I got you in a half hitch. You know who taught me that knot? 322 00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:30,581 Your father, when we went fishing that day. 323 00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:34,168 Your equilibrium's gonna be way off 'cause of the drugs. 324 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:35,586 So just kind of take it easy 325 00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:37,588 - when I get you free, okay? - Uh-huh. 326 00:18:37,671 --> 00:18:39,131 There you go. 327 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,762 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 328 00:18:46,722 --> 00:18:50,059 - Charlie, I told you. - Oh, God. 329 00:18:50,142 --> 00:18:51,477 Come here. 330 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,396 Just do it, serial killer. Kill me, get it over with! 331 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,274 I'm not gonna kill you. What the fuck are you talking about? 332 00:18:57,358 --> 00:18:59,818 Sit down. You know why I'm not gonna kill you? 333 00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:01,904 Because you're already dead. 334 00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,989 - What? - I did it, Charlie. 335 00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:07,159 I pulled off the greatest magic act of all time. 336 00:19:07,242 --> 00:19:09,244 I made us disappear. 337 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:11,538 Wait, you did what? 338 00:19:11,622 --> 00:19:13,666 I faked our deaths. 339 00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,085 Charlie, look at this. 340 00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:20,756 I maxed out all my credit cards' cash advances. 341 00:19:21,382 --> 00:19:24,176 $62,000! 342 00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:26,804 Dead people don't have to pay their bills. 343 00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:30,724 So Amex can blow me. And you wanted a passport. 344 00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:35,729 Huh? 345 00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:37,606 Where the fuck is it? 346 00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:40,859 Oh! 347 00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:45,280 You are officially now Dr. Ronald P. Fishman, world traveler. 348 00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:50,786 - You were sleeping. - I don't wanna be Dr. Ronald P. Fishman. 349 00:19:50,869 --> 00:19:52,037 Well, you can't be Butch Ryder, 350 00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:55,207 'cause I already put my picture on this one, so, you snooze, you lose. 351 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,668 Max, why are you doing this? 352 00:19:57,751 --> 00:20:00,546 So you could start from scratch. Get a brand new life. 353 00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:02,131 I made your wish come true. 354 00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:06,635 That night... I was stoned! I didn't know what I was saying! 355 00:20:06,719 --> 00:20:08,595 Where's Dr. Fishman? 356 00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:11,098 At the bottom of the ocean... with Butch Ryder. 357 00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:13,767 Jesus Christ, how many people did you kill? 358 00:20:14,852 --> 00:20:17,896 I didn't kill anybody. I just borrowed two dead bodies. 359 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,065 Charlie, calm down. 360 00:20:20,149 --> 00:20:22,818 You have a right to be mad, 'cause I did lie to you. 361 00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,028 I'm not in the FBI. 362 00:20:24,111 --> 00:20:27,072 I made that up 'cause I was embarrassed of where my life turned out. 363 00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:30,784 I am a coroner. At the city morgue. 364 00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,786 Mr. Falcone was right! 365 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,038 I stack bodies for a living. 366 00:20:34,121 --> 00:20:36,707 Just like he uncannily predicted. 367 00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,751 I can't believe this. 368 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:41,003 Hey, we both needed a fresh start. 369 00:20:41,086 --> 00:20:44,506 And when these two age-appropriate bodies rolled in... 370 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:47,760 no one claimed them for a week, I... fake-cremated them. 371 00:20:47,843 --> 00:20:49,178 And I put 'em on ice. 372 00:20:50,137 --> 00:20:53,223 This is exactly why I had to stop hanging out with you, Max. 373 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:55,225 It's coming back to me. You're crazy. 374 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:58,062 This is too much. It's too much. I can't do it. I can't. 375 00:20:58,145 --> 00:21:01,440 Hey, you have to do this, or we're looking at five to ten... 376 00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:02,816 for faking our own deaths. 377 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,611 Plus, I didn't opt for the fuckin' insurance on the boat rental. 378 00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:07,112 So that... that'll fuck me, man. 379 00:21:07,196 --> 00:21:10,365 Max, I... I'm gonna go home, okay? I gotta go home. 380 00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:12,076 Charlie, you wanna go home? 381 00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:14,203 To that miserable wife and those kids? 382 00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:16,038 And the Save and Pay job? 383 00:21:16,121 --> 00:21:18,791 I don't work at Save and fucking Pay! 384 00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:21,835 Charlie... 385 00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:24,421 you tried. 386 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,220 - Go on. - Um... 387 00:21:32,262 --> 00:21:34,264 You made a good casserole. 388 00:21:34,348 --> 00:21:37,935 I feel real sad that you were a Democrat. 389 00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,269 And, um... 390 00:21:40,604 --> 00:21:42,356 I don't know what else to say. 391 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:45,067 I think you said it all, baby. I think you said it all. 392 00:21:46,568 --> 00:21:50,948 Charlie McMillan and I went to school together our entire lives. 393 00:21:51,031 --> 00:21:53,450 The first time I actually noticed him... 394 00:21:53,534 --> 00:21:55,828 was when he turned up at the firehouse 395 00:21:55,911 --> 00:21:59,414 to ask for my ex-wife's hand in marriage. 396 00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:01,959 Now, I didn't know whether to hit him... 397 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,335 or hug him! 398 00:22:05,337 --> 00:22:06,755 Predictable. 399 00:22:06,839 --> 00:22:08,632 Reliable. 400 00:22:08,715 --> 00:22:10,634 Dependable! 401 00:22:10,717 --> 00:22:12,970 I'm not just talking about my Ford F-150. 402 00:22:13,053 --> 00:22:16,932 Talkin' about Charlie McMillan, who I know for a fact, 403 00:22:17,015 --> 00:22:18,517 would want us to wrap this up 404 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,440 so we can get home and watch the Dolphins game. 405 00:22:20,519 --> 00:22:22,813 Am I right? Five and two this season. 406 00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,940 Can I get a "Go Fish"? 407 00:22:25,023 --> 00:22:27,359 Let's go win this one for Charlie! Come on, honey. 408 00:22:29,653 --> 00:22:32,364 - Aw. - This is for you. 409 00:22:34,366 --> 00:22:37,828 Thank you. Thanks, I appreciate it. 410 00:23:08,358 --> 00:23:09,401 Jesus. 411 00:23:22,039 --> 00:23:23,332 Touchdown, Dolphins! 412 00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:24,499 Yeah! 413 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:29,087 And that was the moment I realized 414 00:23:29,171 --> 00:23:31,757 I was glad Charlie McMillan was dead. 415 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,727 My dry-cleaner showed up? 416 00:23:43,810 --> 00:23:46,772 Did not see that coming. I love that guy. 417 00:23:46,855 --> 00:23:49,274 Why don't you go down there and freak him out? 418 00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:51,902 Didn't expect to see you so quick. 419 00:23:51,985 --> 00:23:54,571 You think I'd miss my killer's funeral? 420 00:23:54,655 --> 00:23:56,698 There it is. He's back. 421 00:23:56,782 --> 00:23:58,909 - Can I take a look? - Go ahead. 422 00:24:01,536 --> 00:24:03,205 Who's this guy in the suit? 423 00:24:03,288 --> 00:24:05,749 Is that George Michael? I have no idea. 424 00:24:05,832 --> 00:24:07,292 And what's this? 425 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:09,795 Is that your crazy ex-girlfriend? Is she here, too? 426 00:24:17,052 --> 00:24:18,762 What is she doing? 427 00:24:18,845 --> 00:24:20,305 Come on. 428 00:24:21,723 --> 00:24:22,891 Cut that shit. 429 00:24:25,394 --> 00:24:27,562 Hey, buddy. You know you didn't really die. 430 00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:29,106 Why are you getting so worked up? 431 00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:30,315 Oh. 432 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,275 Got a little too real for me for a minute. 433 00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:36,530 All right, well, this is it. 434 00:24:36,655 --> 00:24:39,491 So, what now, Butch Ryder? You got me. 435 00:24:39,574 --> 00:24:40,659 Well, we're free men. 436 00:24:40,742 --> 00:24:42,911 We can do whatever the fuck we want now. 437 00:24:42,995 --> 00:24:46,331 Actually, I stumbled upon something that might be worth investigating. 438 00:24:46,415 --> 00:24:47,457 - Okay. - See this key? 439 00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:49,501 - Yeah. - Pick it up. 440 00:24:49,584 --> 00:24:50,919 Smell it. 441 00:24:51,003 --> 00:24:52,796 Mmm. 442 00:24:52,879 --> 00:24:54,047 Smells like shit. 443 00:24:54,131 --> 00:24:56,299 'Cause I found it up Butch Ryder's ass. 444 00:25:00,595 --> 00:25:03,515 Why would you be digging up some dead guy's ass? 445 00:25:03,598 --> 00:25:06,143 You'd be surprised how many people hide stuff up their ass. 446 00:25:06,226 --> 00:25:07,978 Important stuff. 447 00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:09,521 Pick it up, one more time. 448 00:25:09,604 --> 00:25:10,605 Here. 449 00:25:12,232 --> 00:25:15,986 Just, uh... What do you think? What could that open up? 450 00:25:18,155 --> 00:25:20,323 This is a level 5-A security key. 451 00:25:20,407 --> 00:25:22,451 How fucking smart are you? 452 00:25:22,534 --> 00:25:24,703 Based on the tooth pattern, I'd say it's foreign. 453 00:25:24,786 --> 00:25:26,705 Number suggests a Latin country. 454 00:25:27,706 --> 00:25:30,834 And the fact that it was up some dead guy's butt... 455 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:32,919 I would say it's a safety deposit box key. 456 00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:37,007 Charlie! How the fuck did you do that? Could we find it? 457 00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:38,925 May I? 458 00:25:39,926 --> 00:25:43,638 As a manager of a bank, I have access to a federal database. 459 00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:45,223 Should be able to provide a match. 460 00:25:45,307 --> 00:25:47,559 Let's go, baby. 461 00:25:51,438 --> 00:25:52,856 What? 462 00:25:52,939 --> 00:25:55,692 Oh, man. Oh, man, this is it. 463 00:25:56,693 --> 00:26:03,533 That looks nice. Banco Nacional de Puerto Rico. 464 00:26:20,634 --> 00:26:22,844 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 465 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:38,318 Oh, no. They might have a biometric identification process. 466 00:26:38,401 --> 00:26:39,736 That means we need fingerprints. 467 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:42,030 Wish you would have told me that before I blew up the bodies. 468 00:26:42,114 --> 00:26:43,365 I would have saved the hands. 469 00:26:43,448 --> 00:26:46,808 Well, hopefully, they have what's known as a "document-based identification process." 470 00:26:46,868 --> 00:26:50,580 Just let me charm the fucking skirt off this señorita. 471 00:26:55,836 --> 00:26:57,504 It's nice to be back. 472 00:26:58,463 --> 00:27:00,632 Assuming I've been here before... 473 00:27:00,715 --> 00:27:03,176 which I would know, obviously. 474 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,181 Have we met? 475 00:27:08,932 --> 00:27:10,934 No, I don't believe we have. 476 00:27:11,017 --> 00:27:13,520 Right, 'cause you got a very forgettable face. 477 00:27:14,563 --> 00:27:17,083 You want people to remember you, maybe get a personality, right? 478 00:27:18,108 --> 00:27:20,986 You're not one of the Mario brothers, are you? 479 00:27:21,069 --> 00:27:22,529 Hey, since his ID is in order, 480 00:27:22,612 --> 00:27:25,824 we'd like to be taken to the safety deposit room immediately 481 00:27:25,907 --> 00:27:27,534 and be given privacy, 482 00:27:27,617 --> 00:27:30,704 which is our right under the Banking Act of 1938. 483 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:34,541 Of course. 484 00:27:36,918 --> 00:27:39,671 Oh, it fits. 485 00:27:39,754 --> 00:27:43,133 - Shit. - Oh... it's a big one. 486 00:27:44,551 --> 00:27:45,969 - God! - A little heavy for ya? 487 00:27:46,052 --> 00:27:47,179 Um, I got it. 488 00:27:51,433 --> 00:27:52,809 Whoa! 489 00:27:52,893 --> 00:27:55,228 I always wanted one of these. A tablet! Dibs! 490 00:27:55,312 --> 00:27:57,022 Look at this! All this money! 491 00:27:57,105 --> 00:27:58,607 Dibs! Dibs! On the money! 492 00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:02,235 Max, there's gotta be like a million bucks in here! You're rich! 493 00:28:02,319 --> 00:28:03,319 That's great! 494 00:28:04,321 --> 00:28:06,072 Oh, and this. What's this? 495 00:28:07,032 --> 00:28:08,074 There's a note. 496 00:28:10,827 --> 00:28:13,955 "Butch, here are the keys to your secret hideaway, 497 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:17,626 where I know you'll find the peace and quiet you're looking for. 498 00:28:17,709 --> 00:28:21,004 I hope you enjoy many happy, healthy years here. 499 00:28:21,087 --> 00:28:25,717 You deserve it, you sexy bastard. Love... Dakota." 500 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,929 Ooh, Dakota sounds hot. 501 00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:32,682 Yeah. There's the key! 502 00:28:32,766 --> 00:28:36,645 And it doesn't smell like shit. I hope it has a good view! 503 00:28:42,943 --> 00:28:45,153 - Ah! - Jesus. 504 00:28:45,237 --> 00:28:46,863 What? 505 00:28:46,947 --> 00:28:48,532 Who lived here, Bill Gates? 506 00:28:48,615 --> 00:28:51,284 Huge TV, definitely not my Zenith. 507 00:28:53,078 --> 00:28:54,829 Full bar! 508 00:28:54,913 --> 00:28:56,873 Oh, dude. 509 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:00,043 Puerto Rico! 510 00:29:01,211 --> 00:29:03,964 There's, like, five houses in this house. 511 00:29:04,047 --> 00:29:05,382 Another pool! 512 00:29:10,679 --> 00:29:12,389 Place is gorgeous! 513 00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:17,602 We're gonna have the best time here, bud. 514 00:29:20,522 --> 00:29:21,606 Yeah! 515 00:29:25,735 --> 00:29:28,280 - Don't tell me you hid more bodies? - No. 516 00:29:28,363 --> 00:29:30,824 I got dibs on the master suite. 517 00:29:31,741 --> 00:29:34,202 - I got dibs on the Ferrari! - Oh... 518 00:29:34,286 --> 00:29:35,287 You dick. 519 00:29:54,431 --> 00:29:57,100 Yeah. That's it? 520 00:29:57,183 --> 00:29:59,144 No... Hey! 521 00:29:59,227 --> 00:30:00,395 - Hey! - Hey! 522 00:30:01,646 --> 00:30:05,442 Hi, I wanted, real quick... Just one second, if I could. 523 00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:10,071 I'm Dr. Ronald P. Fishman. Hola, everybody. 524 00:30:10,155 --> 00:30:14,618 I'm an Aquarius and I have a red Ferrari and I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish. 525 00:30:14,701 --> 00:30:20,832 I moved here, just down the road, into a massive beachfront mansion. 526 00:30:20,915 --> 00:30:22,959 I just wanna tell you that I'm gonna be getting drunk here 527 00:30:23,043 --> 00:30:24,711 every night for the rest of my life. 528 00:30:24,794 --> 00:30:29,883 The good news is, I'm buying your drinks for the rest of your lives! 529 00:30:31,801 --> 00:30:32,927 I just... 530 00:30:33,011 --> 00:30:34,429 - Will you do... Yeah. - I'll do it, I'll do it. 531 00:30:34,512 --> 00:30:36,765 And play "Who Let The Dogs Out." 532 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:38,266 Who let the... 533 00:30:41,436 --> 00:30:42,854 Are you out of your fucking mind, man? 534 00:30:42,937 --> 00:30:45,023 What are you bringing so much attention to us for? 535 00:30:45,106 --> 00:30:47,776 No, I said I was Dr. Ronald Fishman. 536 00:30:47,859 --> 00:30:49,486 And I'm the legendary Butch Ryder. 537 00:30:49,611 --> 00:30:52,697 But don't you think maybe somebody here might know those guys for real? 538 00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:54,240 We don't even look like 'em. 539 00:30:54,324 --> 00:30:55,909 What do they look like? 540 00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:00,205 Oh, shit. 541 00:31:01,164 --> 00:31:02,832 Oh, my God! 542 00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,167 Oh, he's got tattoos. 543 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:06,753 You have to get those exact same tattoos as Butch. 544 00:31:06,836 --> 00:31:08,129 I do, do I? 545 00:31:08,213 --> 00:31:11,383 If Dr. Fishman has tattoos, I'd go get 'em. 546 00:31:11,466 --> 00:31:15,136 He didn't have a tattoo, but there's somethin' else that he had. 547 00:31:18,473 --> 00:31:21,476 Oh, yeah! I'll get an earring, I don't care. 548 00:31:21,559 --> 00:31:23,144 You don't put this in your ear. 549 00:31:23,228 --> 00:31:24,521 Where does it go? 550 00:31:30,402 --> 00:31:34,322 Kickin' ass and takin' names, baby! 551 00:31:37,575 --> 00:31:38,785 Yeah! 552 00:31:52,549 --> 00:31:54,134 Hmm... 553 00:31:54,217 --> 00:31:56,219 Hmm... hmm... 554 00:32:01,516 --> 00:32:03,393 No! 555 00:32:08,898 --> 00:32:09,983 Want a Popsicle? 556 00:32:10,066 --> 00:32:12,485 Do we have any cherry ones left? 557 00:32:12,569 --> 00:32:13,862 Yeah, one more. 558 00:32:13,945 --> 00:32:16,281 - Yes. - Proud of you, man. 559 00:32:16,364 --> 00:32:18,700 You earned my respect last night. You're a tough guy. 560 00:32:18,783 --> 00:32:21,953 You know, I wish I did invent time travel. 561 00:32:22,036 --> 00:32:24,080 - Uh-huh. - 'Cause I would go back to last night 562 00:32:24,164 --> 00:32:26,416 and not put a hole in my tongue! 563 00:32:27,625 --> 00:32:30,003 Jeez... How many weird apps are here? 564 00:32:30,086 --> 00:32:31,546 Jenga. 565 00:32:31,629 --> 00:32:34,048 Why are you still messing with that? 566 00:32:34,132 --> 00:32:35,967 Yeah, you're a computer genius. 567 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:38,678 You think there's any place they could have hid something on here? 568 00:32:38,762 --> 00:32:41,014 You know, like, behind a firewall or some shit? 569 00:32:41,097 --> 00:32:43,683 It's not a computer. It's a tablet. 570 00:32:43,767 --> 00:32:48,563 There is no firewall. What's on there that's hidden you need to find? 571 00:32:49,981 --> 00:32:53,067 Some amateur porn? Maybe Butch fuckin' Dakota? 572 00:32:53,151 --> 00:32:55,111 If I'm gonna be Butch, I gotta know all his moves. 573 00:32:55,153 --> 00:32:59,032 Does he slap ass? Is he a nipple flicker? Or... 574 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:02,243 does he whip out the dildo and go to town with that? 575 00:33:02,327 --> 00:33:03,328 Oh, that sounds like a party. 576 00:33:03,411 --> 00:33:05,705 Hi, I hope I'm not intruding. 577 00:33:05,789 --> 00:33:08,625 I'm Dawn DeFazio. I'm your next door neighbor. 578 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:11,294 Oh, hey, Dawn. I'm Butch Ryder. 579 00:33:11,377 --> 00:33:14,547 This is my best friend, uh, Dr. Ronald P. Fishman. 580 00:33:14,631 --> 00:33:16,466 The P stands for "pussy pounder." 581 00:33:18,134 --> 00:33:20,303 It's great to finally meet you. 582 00:33:20,386 --> 00:33:22,555 I was starting to think you were never gonna move in. 583 00:33:22,639 --> 00:33:24,724 Yeah, the movers were here about a month ago, 584 00:33:24,808 --> 00:33:27,602 but they were so hush-hush about who was movin' in here. 585 00:33:27,685 --> 00:33:30,647 Like it was the president or George Clooney or somethin'. 586 00:33:30,730 --> 00:33:32,232 Ah, that's interesting. 587 00:33:32,315 --> 00:33:34,984 I don't know what the big secret was. It's just us. 588 00:33:35,068 --> 00:33:36,277 What do you think? 589 00:33:36,361 --> 00:33:37,779 You want a Corona? 590 00:33:37,862 --> 00:33:40,073 I'd tell you to pull up a lounge chair, but we don't got no more. 591 00:33:40,156 --> 00:33:42,283 Maybe Dr. Ron'll make you a little room. 592 00:33:42,367 --> 00:33:44,410 Ooh. Oh, I would love to. 593 00:33:44,494 --> 00:33:46,871 But actually, I'm running late for my mani-pedi. 594 00:33:46,955 --> 00:33:51,167 I gotta get all pretty for tonight. Oh, you two should come with. 595 00:33:51,251 --> 00:33:53,586 It's Rum Runner night at Club Oro. 596 00:34:09,227 --> 00:34:11,938 - Lookin' sharp, by the way, big boy. - Really? 597 00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:15,066 You don't think this is too Magnum? 598 00:34:15,149 --> 00:34:17,402 You could never go too Magnum. 599 00:34:17,485 --> 00:34:19,028 Maybe lose the hat, though. 600 00:34:20,238 --> 00:34:21,990 Ooh, hola, neighbors. 601 00:34:22,073 --> 00:34:26,077 - Butch, Ronald, this is my co-pilot, Joan. - Ah. 602 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,747 Dawn dragged me along to make sure she doesn't do anything to embarrass herself. 603 00:34:29,831 --> 00:34:31,124 Who's watching you, then? 604 00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:32,792 - Oh, you're funny. - Mmm-hmm. 605 00:34:32,876 --> 00:34:36,754 Buenas noches. Welcome to Rum Runner night here at Club Oro. 606 00:34:36,838 --> 00:34:39,549 I'm Jorge, I'm gonna be your shooter boy for the evening. 607 00:34:39,632 --> 00:34:42,510 Jorge, nice to meet you. Who's this crazy fuck over here? 608 00:34:42,594 --> 00:34:45,680 Oh, he's, uh, shooter boy-in-training. 609 00:34:45,763 --> 00:34:47,891 He's just watching, observing, no need to worry. 610 00:34:47,974 --> 00:34:49,142 How can I help you? 611 00:34:49,225 --> 00:34:51,144 How about four Panty Droppers? 612 00:34:51,227 --> 00:34:54,272 Oh, yeah! Naughty, naughty, naughty! 613 00:34:54,355 --> 00:34:55,899 - Whoo! - Hey! 614 00:34:57,567 --> 00:34:59,903 Jorge, I don't think it worked. 615 00:34:59,986 --> 00:35:02,822 Maybe they're not wearing panties. 616 00:35:02,906 --> 00:35:04,657 Guilty! 617 00:35:23,051 --> 00:35:24,719 Wow! 618 00:35:24,802 --> 00:35:27,931 - You boys can still bust a move, huh? - Oh, yeah! 619 00:35:28,014 --> 00:35:29,933 Not bad for a couple of old farts. 620 00:35:30,016 --> 00:35:32,685 Please, I got you both beat. How old are you? 621 00:35:32,769 --> 00:35:35,063 I'll put it to you this way, we're over the speed limit. 622 00:35:35,146 --> 00:35:37,315 - No way! Y'all aren't 55. - Mmm-mmm. 623 00:35:37,398 --> 00:35:40,568 You're right, Joan. This guy just had his 57th birthday. 624 00:35:41,486 --> 00:35:45,448 Well, I've never been afraid of doing over 55. 625 00:35:45,531 --> 00:35:48,701 Easy, Dawn. You're gonna overheat. 626 00:35:48,785 --> 00:35:50,954 We need to make a pit stop in the little girls' room. 627 00:35:51,037 --> 00:35:53,915 Don't flood your engines in there, huh? 628 00:35:53,998 --> 00:35:55,792 We got a long ride ahead of us. 629 00:35:57,168 --> 00:35:59,796 Hey, wait, why are you telling 'em that we're in our mid-'50s? 630 00:35:59,879 --> 00:36:02,548 Whenever a chick asks me my age, I always add ten years. 631 00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:03,633 Why do you do that? 632 00:36:03,716 --> 00:36:06,427 You tell them your real age, they just shrug. No big deal. 633 00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:08,763 Now, you're the fountain of fucking youth. 634 00:36:08,846 --> 00:36:12,058 No wonder that chick stalks you. Where did you learn to talk like this? 635 00:36:12,141 --> 00:36:13,685 You ever been in a threesome? 636 00:36:14,602 --> 00:36:18,064 I'm not guaranteeing anything, but, uh, let's try to get that done for you. 637 00:36:18,147 --> 00:36:19,941 Are you shitting me? 638 00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:29,951 You gotta stop staring at me. 639 00:36:30,034 --> 00:36:31,619 Oh, sorry. 640 00:36:34,247 --> 00:36:37,792 You're still staring at me, man. That's poor three-way etiquette. 641 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:40,253 All right, Jorge. Come on, rookie mistake. 642 00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:42,964 Why don't you let the doctor get a turn in the cockpit, huh? 643 00:36:43,047 --> 00:36:44,424 Rotate for a minute. 644 00:36:44,507 --> 00:36:46,300 Okay, I'm cool. 645 00:36:46,384 --> 00:36:49,470 I'm gonna go take a dookie. I'll be back in two. Got it? 646 00:36:50,263 --> 00:36:52,223 I'll just... I'm gonna... I'm gonna chill here. 647 00:36:52,306 --> 00:36:56,686 Taking notes? Good man. 648 00:36:56,769 --> 00:36:58,104 Hey, Dr. Ron, you know what? 649 00:36:58,187 --> 00:36:59,397 Let me hop in the saddle. 650 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,649 My fuckin' arthritis in my knees is killin' me. 651 00:37:01,733 --> 00:37:03,526 - Oh, okay. That's fine. - Yeah, okay. 652 00:37:04,318 --> 00:37:06,779 This is not what I had in mind when you said threesome! 653 00:37:06,863 --> 00:37:09,198 It's not my fault Joan passed out. 654 00:37:09,282 --> 00:37:10,700 But why shooter boy? 655 00:37:10,783 --> 00:37:12,785 I don't know, you're the one who loves staring at him. 656 00:37:12,869 --> 00:37:13,870 Hey, Dawn. 657 00:37:13,953 --> 00:37:15,621 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 658 00:37:15,705 --> 00:37:17,749 The, uh, mover guys... 659 00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:20,626 did they happen to give you any information about us? 660 00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:22,170 No. 661 00:37:22,253 --> 00:37:24,297 But I play tennis with your real estate lady 662 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,882 and she told me something. 663 00:37:25,965 --> 00:37:28,342 But she said not to repeat it to anyone. 664 00:37:28,426 --> 00:37:31,304 Oh, well, we're all getting close here tonight, come on. 665 00:37:32,055 --> 00:37:36,142 Well, she said that the buyers, you guys, seemed to be in an awful hurry. 666 00:37:36,225 --> 00:37:38,561 Like, maybe you were on the run or somethin'. 667 00:37:38,644 --> 00:37:39,854 "On the run"? 668 00:37:39,937 --> 00:37:42,231 You bad boys. 669 00:37:44,650 --> 00:37:47,070 - Oh! Oh, that's wonderful. - Uh-huh. 670 00:37:47,153 --> 00:37:49,530 - Oh, thank you. - Ah... 671 00:37:49,614 --> 00:37:52,366 You're welcome. 672 00:37:54,911 --> 00:37:56,496 Snake delivery! 673 00:37:57,538 --> 00:37:58,790 This the right address? 674 00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:02,126 Oh, shit. Who ordered that? 675 00:38:03,961 --> 00:38:06,339 All right, Charlie. Enjoy the view. 676 00:38:06,422 --> 00:38:10,426 Yo, what's up with the AC? I'm fuckin' sweating my balls off in here. 677 00:38:11,052 --> 00:38:12,887 I'm sorry. 678 00:38:16,849 --> 00:38:19,352 Oh! There's the sex machine. 679 00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:21,354 Morning. 680 00:38:21,437 --> 00:38:23,189 You must be hungry. 681 00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:27,318 One or two sausages? 682 00:38:28,611 --> 00:38:31,280 - One. - Just the one. Okay. 683 00:38:33,282 --> 00:38:34,842 Would it be better if there were two... 684 00:38:34,867 --> 00:38:36,494 sweaty eggs underneath it? 685 00:38:36,577 --> 00:38:38,788 Come on. 686 00:38:38,871 --> 00:38:42,250 I gotta say, bud. You like it. Right here, I'll just... 687 00:38:47,338 --> 00:38:48,339 Can I get some food? 688 00:38:48,422 --> 00:38:50,049 Last one... 689 00:38:52,176 --> 00:38:55,847 Gotta be happy, though. The tongue ring, Dawn dug it. 690 00:38:55,930 --> 00:38:57,056 So did Jorge. 691 00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:59,475 Can we not talk about last night again? Ever? 692 00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:00,601 All right. 693 00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:02,436 Everything was in balance, though, man. 694 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,981 Dawn says that her husband cheats on her all the time. 695 00:39:05,064 --> 00:39:07,525 - Wait, she's married? - Yeah, she's married. 696 00:39:07,608 --> 00:39:10,153 Who do you think we're playing golf with on Sunday? 697 00:39:10,236 --> 00:39:12,822 Are you fucking with me? 698 00:39:12,905 --> 00:39:14,448 No, we're playing golf with the guy. I just... 699 00:39:14,532 --> 00:39:17,076 That face you just made reminded me of last night with the dick, 700 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,619 when it came out, you were like... 701 00:39:18,703 --> 00:39:20,830 By the way, I think that snake was a cobra, 702 00:39:20,913 --> 00:39:23,040 because it had a hood and a flat head. 703 00:39:23,124 --> 00:39:24,542 It was so gross. 704 00:39:25,877 --> 00:39:27,336 You let that happen. 705 00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:29,922 I gotta sit down. I'm dizzy. 706 00:39:30,006 --> 00:39:31,926 You don't feel good. What do you got, a hangover? 707 00:39:31,966 --> 00:39:35,011 Yes, the king is fucking hungover. 708 00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:37,930 Wow. 709 00:39:39,348 --> 00:39:41,767 Look at this. You see that? 710 00:39:41,851 --> 00:39:43,561 Butch has a picture with Dr. Fishman. 711 00:39:43,644 --> 00:39:44,687 They knew each other. 712 00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:47,773 Yeah, they got brought in together, I assumed they were friends. 713 00:39:47,857 --> 00:39:49,358 Well, who's the girl? Is that Dakota? 714 00:39:49,442 --> 00:39:51,569 No, Dakota's my dead guy's chick. 715 00:39:51,652 --> 00:39:53,154 That's yours, buddy. 716 00:39:53,237 --> 00:39:55,823 Your girlfriend or, uh... look at the ring. 717 00:39:55,907 --> 00:39:57,575 Your wife. 718 00:39:57,658 --> 00:40:00,494 I'm married! She's a babe. 719 00:40:00,578 --> 00:40:03,706 Yeah, look at you fallin' in love all over again. 720 00:40:03,789 --> 00:40:05,541 Forgot about Jorge, did you? 721 00:40:12,089 --> 00:40:14,425 Whoo! 722 00:40:23,517 --> 00:40:24,727 Fuck. 723 00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:37,698 Hey! 724 00:40:37,782 --> 00:40:40,368 We got an underwater doorbell! 725 00:40:40,451 --> 00:40:42,119 Butch Ryder knew how to live! 726 00:40:42,203 --> 00:40:43,412 Fuck yeah, man. 727 00:40:43,496 --> 00:40:47,124 All right, you swim. It's probably Dawn, ready for round two. 728 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,502 Is that what the bell means, round two? 729 00:41:06,185 --> 00:41:08,104 What the fuck is this? 730 00:41:12,566 --> 00:41:13,609 Cheese... 731 00:41:15,111 --> 00:41:16,153 lettuce... 732 00:41:17,363 --> 00:41:18,948 Ah... No! Mustard. 733 00:41:21,033 --> 00:41:23,119 Not too much. 734 00:41:24,203 --> 00:41:25,371 Ooh! 735 00:41:26,455 --> 00:41:29,166 Hey! I'm gonna fuckin' kill you, Fishman! 736 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,918 What? Well, who are you? 737 00:41:31,002 --> 00:41:34,213 You know who the fuck I am! And you know what you did! 738 00:41:34,297 --> 00:41:35,506 No, I don't. 739 00:41:35,589 --> 00:41:38,175 You tag-teamed my wife! 740 00:41:38,259 --> 00:41:41,971 Yeah, she told me all about your... your little snake delivery! 741 00:41:42,054 --> 00:41:43,306 My snake delivery? 742 00:41:43,389 --> 00:41:45,683 That wasn't me! That was Jorge, the shooter boy! 743 00:41:45,766 --> 00:41:47,727 - Get the fuck out of the pool. Get out! - No, I can't. 744 00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:49,979 - Get out of the fucking pool! - It's not a good idea. 745 00:41:50,062 --> 00:41:51,439 You're not gonna come out? 746 00:41:51,522 --> 00:41:53,232 I'll come in there and break your fucking skull. 747 00:41:53,316 --> 00:41:54,400 No! No, listen. 748 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:56,569 Let's talk about this. Let's have a beer together. 749 00:41:57,987 --> 00:41:59,030 What the... 750 00:42:02,491 --> 00:42:03,743 What the... 751 00:42:13,919 --> 00:42:15,004 Ow! 752 00:42:26,599 --> 00:42:28,601 And that's where the shit really hit the fan. 753 00:42:28,684 --> 00:42:32,104 I was about to die for real and I was not ready for that. 754 00:42:32,188 --> 00:42:35,066 Luckily, my friend Max was keeping another secret from me... 755 00:42:36,901 --> 00:42:38,611 Daddy's got you. 756 00:42:38,694 --> 00:42:41,739 He was Action fucking Jackson. 757 00:43:01,050 --> 00:43:03,969 Aren't you a little fucking tall for gymnastics? 758 00:43:10,476 --> 00:43:13,521 - Oh! - Let's go. Run, Ron! Ron, run! 759 00:43:13,604 --> 00:43:14,924 - Come on. Go. You're Ron. - Yeah. 760 00:43:37,461 --> 00:43:39,672 Yeah, our friend at the bank was correct. 761 00:43:39,755 --> 00:43:43,008 Ryder and Fishman have returned from the dead. 762 00:43:43,092 --> 00:43:46,846 These two gentlemen have taken over their identities. 763 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,688 Out of all the dead bodies in the world... you pick the most wanted man in America? 764 00:43:57,273 --> 00:43:58,399 Stop swiping! 765 00:43:59,692 --> 00:44:01,277 How could you not have researched these guys? 766 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,653 I researched them. 767 00:44:02,736 --> 00:44:07,158 Dr. Ron's a very successful doctor with an impeccable record, 768 00:44:07,241 --> 00:44:09,493 who, unfortunately, got two bullets to the head. 769 00:44:09,577 --> 00:44:11,454 You said he died of natural causes! 770 00:44:11,537 --> 00:44:14,039 You naturally die if you get two bullets to the head! 771 00:44:14,123 --> 00:44:15,624 Maybe I'm not good with words. 772 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:18,961 Who the hell are you, man? And don't lie to me again! 773 00:44:19,044 --> 00:44:20,796 Okay, stop freaking out. 774 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,549 You're right, I'm not a coroner. 775 00:44:24,216 --> 00:44:25,217 I'm a fucking... 776 00:44:26,135 --> 00:44:27,887 guidance counselor. 777 00:44:27,970 --> 00:44:29,388 Shut the fuck up. 778 00:44:29,472 --> 00:44:32,600 How could a guidance counselor take on trained assassins? 779 00:44:32,683 --> 00:44:34,310 I went to police academy. 780 00:44:34,393 --> 00:44:37,771 I wanted to be a motorcycle cop. I took it very serious. 781 00:44:37,855 --> 00:44:40,274 I was number one in the class in marksmanship. 782 00:44:40,357 --> 00:44:41,397 Then why aren't you a cop? 783 00:44:41,442 --> 00:44:44,487 - 'Cause I couldn't pop a fucking wheelie. - You couldn't pop a wheelie? 784 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:47,656 And I didn't fare too well on the psychological exam. 785 00:44:48,490 --> 00:44:51,202 That I believe. Wow. 786 00:44:51,285 --> 00:44:53,370 Now, where did you get these dead bodies? 787 00:44:53,454 --> 00:44:55,706 I found them dead. 788 00:44:55,789 --> 00:44:58,667 They were... gone. I didn't kill 'em. 789 00:44:58,751 --> 00:45:01,170 And you never thought, for once, that maybe their family, 790 00:45:01,253 --> 00:45:03,047 maybe their friends, a cop, 791 00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:06,258 a ten-foot-tall assassin might come lookin' for 'em? 792 00:45:06,342 --> 00:45:10,095 No... but I guess that's why I should've come clean before. 793 00:45:10,179 --> 00:45:13,849 You always think shit through better than I do. 794 00:45:14,934 --> 00:45:16,727 What's our next move? What do we do now? 795 00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:19,188 What do we do? That's easy. We turn ourselves in. 796 00:45:19,271 --> 00:45:21,106 Okay. I want to do that, too. 797 00:45:21,190 --> 00:45:23,776 We're looking at 25 to 30 years, but I can handle that. 798 00:45:23,859 --> 00:45:26,153 No! No, you said it was five to ten. 799 00:45:26,237 --> 00:45:29,823 That was before we stole all that money. And we shot Dawn's husband. 800 00:45:29,907 --> 00:45:31,408 You shot Dawn's husband! 801 00:45:31,492 --> 00:45:33,911 I only shot him because you tag-teamed his wife, 802 00:45:33,994 --> 00:45:35,287 you fucking degenerate. 803 00:45:35,371 --> 00:45:38,165 What do you think a Puerto Rican jury is gonna say about that? 804 00:45:38,249 --> 00:45:40,334 Oh, my God, we're screwed. 805 00:45:41,126 --> 00:45:42,836 - God, I'm an idiot. - No, no, no, no, no. 806 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,713 - We can get out of this. - I'm so stupid. 807 00:45:44,797 --> 00:45:48,759 All we gotta do is find out why these guys wanna kill us and then we'll stop 'em. 808 00:45:48,842 --> 00:45:51,345 They're involved with somethin' fuckin' shady, right? 809 00:45:51,428 --> 00:45:54,098 The mob or drugs or some shit, I don't know. 810 00:45:54,181 --> 00:45:55,766 - Yeah. - You know who would know? 811 00:45:55,849 --> 00:45:56,850 Who would know? 812 00:45:57,893 --> 00:46:00,437 Dr. Ronald Fishman's wife... 813 00:46:00,521 --> 00:46:03,357 who happens to be pretty hot, by the way. 814 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,652 So we decided to go back to the States to talk to Mrs. Fishman. 815 00:46:06,735 --> 00:46:11,156 As suicidal as it seemed to follow Max, it was my only option. 816 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,534 And with no place to live and no way to get around, 817 00:46:13,617 --> 00:46:15,536 we found a way to combine the two. 818 00:46:19,957 --> 00:46:21,625 We found the house easy enough 819 00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:23,711 but we couldn't just go up and knock on the door. 820 00:46:23,794 --> 00:46:26,630 Our meeting with Mrs. Fishman had to seem accidental. 821 00:46:32,344 --> 00:46:35,306 Oh, yeah. Oh, you like that, do you? 822 00:46:36,307 --> 00:46:37,349 I know you like that. 823 00:46:37,433 --> 00:46:40,394 'Cause you're my dirty, 824 00:46:40,477 --> 00:46:42,813 crazy, sweet girl. 825 00:46:42,896 --> 00:46:44,606 - Max? - Oh! 826 00:46:45,774 --> 00:46:47,109 What's up? 827 00:46:47,609 --> 00:46:48,736 What are you doing? 828 00:46:48,819 --> 00:46:50,738 What was I doing? 829 00:46:50,863 --> 00:46:54,283 I, uh... was having some fun, I guess, you know. 830 00:46:54,366 --> 00:46:56,869 We all didn't get to play Three Amigos the other night. 831 00:46:56,952 --> 00:46:59,038 So, I was just looking for some relief. 832 00:47:00,456 --> 00:47:02,624 You... Who were you talking to? 833 00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:06,670 I was talking to a 1-800 number, uh, "Dial-a-boner." 834 00:47:06,754 --> 00:47:09,715 A girl talks dirty to you while you fuck a doll. 835 00:47:09,798 --> 00:47:12,551 It's five bucks a minute. Good to be back in the States. 836 00:47:12,634 --> 00:47:15,637 You say that like it's so normal. 837 00:47:17,056 --> 00:47:18,390 Oh, there she is. There she is. 838 00:47:18,474 --> 00:47:19,600 Oh, shit. 839 00:47:23,228 --> 00:47:24,229 Yeah. 840 00:47:24,313 --> 00:47:26,774 Well, doc, your wife has a very nice body. 841 00:47:26,857 --> 00:47:28,275 What's the plan? 842 00:47:28,359 --> 00:47:29,999 - Follow her. Just follow her. - What? Yeah? 843 00:47:30,069 --> 00:47:31,570 You can do this. You can do this. 844 00:47:32,279 --> 00:47:34,615 Go, go, go. Don't let her get too far away. 845 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,334 What the fuck? 846 00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:47,503 Oh, my God! 847 00:47:47,586 --> 00:47:50,297 Oh, my God! Are you okay? Are you all right? 848 00:47:50,381 --> 00:47:52,341 Jesus, what the hell were you thinking? 849 00:47:52,424 --> 00:47:54,510 That's why I bought you a phone book! 850 00:47:54,593 --> 00:47:56,887 So you could see over the fucking steering wheel! 851 00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:58,514 Sit on it next time! 852 00:47:58,597 --> 00:48:00,557 It's okay, sweetheart. I'm an EMT. 853 00:48:00,641 --> 00:48:03,435 Let me just make sure you're all right, check your head. 854 00:48:03,519 --> 00:48:05,020 What's your name, dear? 855 00:48:05,104 --> 00:48:06,313 Heather Fishman. 856 00:48:06,397 --> 00:48:08,941 And how many asshole drivers can you see right now? 857 00:48:09,691 --> 00:48:12,319 - One. - Right on the money. Good. 858 00:48:12,403 --> 00:48:14,321 So, can we get you back to your house? 859 00:48:14,405 --> 00:48:16,031 - Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. - Yeah. 860 00:48:16,115 --> 00:48:17,199 Oh! 861 00:48:17,282 --> 00:48:18,784 Easy, easy, easy, easy. 862 00:48:18,867 --> 00:48:21,870 I just wanna say, even though I'm friends with him, 863 00:48:21,954 --> 00:48:25,541 if you choose to sue him, I will testify on your behalf. 864 00:48:25,624 --> 00:48:26,708 Not a problem. 865 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,420 Aw, that's sweet of you, but I don't think that'll be necessary. 866 00:48:29,503 --> 00:48:31,004 - I'm pretty sure it's just a bruise. - Yeah? 867 00:48:31,088 --> 00:48:32,506 - Yeah. - How about the ice? 868 00:48:32,589 --> 00:48:33,715 - Let's get the ice. - I know. I got it. 869 00:48:33,799 --> 00:48:36,051 - Oh, you found the kitchen. Okay. - Yeah, that's right. 870 00:48:36,135 --> 00:48:37,719 All right, here you go. I'm gonna... 871 00:48:37,803 --> 00:48:39,138 - I'll put it right there. - Okay. 872 00:48:39,221 --> 00:48:41,098 I think if you elevate it above your heart, 873 00:48:41,181 --> 00:48:43,016 that's what's supposed to be good for it. 874 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:44,726 It's actually my other knee. 875 00:48:44,810 --> 00:48:48,522 Okay, all right. So, lift that up. And I'll put the ice like this. 876 00:48:48,605 --> 00:48:50,274 What are you doing right now? 877 00:48:50,357 --> 00:48:52,401 - Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! - Ow! 878 00:48:52,484 --> 00:48:53,610 I'm sorry, I didn't... 879 00:48:53,694 --> 00:48:55,612 - It's fine. - Here. Here. Okay. 880 00:48:55,696 --> 00:48:58,907 Don't be mad at him, he gets nervous every time he likes somebody. 881 00:48:58,991 --> 00:49:00,451 Whoops, did I say that? 882 00:49:02,077 --> 00:49:04,037 Oh, you want us to get that for you? 883 00:49:04,121 --> 00:49:06,707 - Oh, no, that's okay, I can handle it. - But your knee... 884 00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:08,041 You guys can leave, I'm fine. 885 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,751 - Honestly, guys, you can leave. - Sure. 886 00:49:09,835 --> 00:49:10,836 What do we do? 887 00:49:21,513 --> 00:49:23,140 Mrs. Fishman, I'm so sorry. 888 00:49:23,223 --> 00:49:24,641 I'm gonna have to get you out of here. 889 00:49:24,725 --> 00:49:25,726 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 890 00:49:29,813 --> 00:49:31,023 Whoa, whoa. Mrs. Fishman! 891 00:49:31,106 --> 00:49:32,357 Wait! Wait! Wait! Please! 892 00:49:32,441 --> 00:49:34,234 We're here to help you, not hurt you, I promise. 893 00:49:34,318 --> 00:49:36,361 We got off on the wrong foot. My name is Charlie. 894 00:49:38,697 --> 00:49:40,199 What the fuck? 895 00:49:40,282 --> 00:49:43,202 Please, let me go! 896 00:49:55,339 --> 00:49:56,423 Let me out! 897 00:49:56,507 --> 00:49:57,591 - Let me out! - Heather! 898 00:49:57,674 --> 00:49:59,426 - Let me out! - Calm down! 899 00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:01,553 Calm down, we're the good guys, I promise you. 900 00:50:01,637 --> 00:50:03,055 - You have to trust us. Please. - "Trust you"? 901 00:50:03,138 --> 00:50:05,265 You kidnap me, and you hit me with a Winnebago... 902 00:50:05,349 --> 00:50:06,475 We did that for a reason! 903 00:50:06,558 --> 00:50:08,936 - "A reason"? - Listen to me, I have proof. 904 00:50:09,019 --> 00:50:10,312 - We are not lying. - You better show me proof! 905 00:50:10,395 --> 00:50:12,606 Mrs. Fishman, this is your husband. 906 00:50:13,941 --> 00:50:16,068 - Oh, my God! - What are you doing? 907 00:50:16,151 --> 00:50:17,277 She wanted proof! 908 00:50:17,361 --> 00:50:20,155 A dead, naked picture of him makes us look like the bad guys. 909 00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,323 - Hey, I don't know. - Don't you think? 910 00:50:21,406 --> 00:50:23,325 Can you please pull over? I can't breathe. 911 00:50:23,408 --> 00:50:25,608 - It's so hot in here. - I'll pull over! I'll pull over! 912 00:50:27,329 --> 00:50:28,497 - She's upset. - Yeah. 913 00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:30,415 She's upset. 914 00:50:30,499 --> 00:50:33,502 Do you think we could run to the doctor for two seconds, I just feel like this... 915 00:50:33,585 --> 00:50:36,255 We don't got time, buddy. Just get over that. 916 00:50:36,338 --> 00:50:38,048 So Ronnie's really gone? 917 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,218 Uh... yeah, I'm afraid so. 918 00:50:41,301 --> 00:50:42,761 I have been looking for him. 919 00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:45,722 I kept praying that he was safe, but... 920 00:50:45,806 --> 00:50:47,808 deep down, I knew something bad had happened. 921 00:50:47,891 --> 00:50:50,644 We are so sorry for your loss. 922 00:50:50,727 --> 00:50:54,064 If it's any consolation, your husband went quickly and peacefully. 923 00:50:54,147 --> 00:50:56,149 Just... 924 00:50:56,233 --> 00:50:57,401 two shots to the skull, 925 00:50:57,484 --> 00:50:59,861 - right through there, then... - out the end. 926 00:50:59,945 --> 00:51:00,946 Oh, my God! 927 00:51:01,029 --> 00:51:03,031 What he says is... 928 00:51:03,115 --> 00:51:06,952 He's saying that we're very sorry, but we also have one more problem. 929 00:51:07,035 --> 00:51:10,038 You see, there are some people out there that think I'm your husband, 930 00:51:10,122 --> 00:51:11,915 - and they're trying to kill me. - Right. 931 00:51:11,999 --> 00:51:13,458 Why do they think you're Ronnie? 932 00:51:13,542 --> 00:51:16,878 Well, he stole your husband's ID and started impersonating him. 933 00:51:16,962 --> 00:51:19,590 He's also wearing his clothes like a fucking weirdo. 934 00:51:19,673 --> 00:51:22,426 We figure the same people that are trying to kill us... 935 00:51:22,509 --> 00:51:23,677 are the ones who shot your husband. 936 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,054 "Us"? And who are you pretending to be? 937 00:51:26,138 --> 00:51:28,098 The legendary Butch Ryder. 938 00:51:28,181 --> 00:51:29,725 Butch Ryder? 939 00:51:29,808 --> 00:51:31,268 - You know him? - Yeah. 940 00:51:31,351 --> 00:51:32,436 Yeah. 941 00:51:33,103 --> 00:51:36,148 We found pictures of you and your husband on Butch's tablet. 942 00:51:36,231 --> 00:51:38,400 Was he a patient of his or something? 943 00:51:38,483 --> 00:51:43,030 No, Ronnie didn't practice anymore. He ran a pharmaceutical research firm. 944 00:51:43,155 --> 00:51:46,033 Butch was his friend. They used to ride motorcycles together. 945 00:51:46,116 --> 00:51:48,160 He... he said he was a fun guy. 946 00:51:48,243 --> 00:51:51,788 Fun enough to land himself on the FBI's Most Wanted list. 947 00:51:51,872 --> 00:51:52,956 - What? - Yeah. 948 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,917 - Oh, my God. - Both of their bodies were found together. 949 00:51:56,001 --> 00:51:59,671 We think maybe Butch got your husband tangled into some trouble. 950 00:52:00,631 --> 00:52:04,468 Well, I guess that would make sense why our house was broken into last week. 951 00:52:04,551 --> 00:52:06,136 Did they take anything? 952 00:52:06,219 --> 00:52:09,139 Oh, that was the weird part, they just tore apart Ronnie's study. 953 00:52:10,307 --> 00:52:12,100 I bet they were looking for something. 954 00:52:12,184 --> 00:52:13,977 Astonishing work there, Nancy Drew. 955 00:52:14,061 --> 00:52:17,814 Anyways, did he ever come to your house? Did he possibly hide something there? 956 00:52:17,898 --> 00:52:18,940 No. 957 00:52:19,024 --> 00:52:21,234 Ronnie would always meet him at some biker bar, 958 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,695 this place, um, off of Route 80. 959 00:52:23,779 --> 00:52:25,113 Bing-bang, let's roll. 960 00:52:25,197 --> 00:52:27,824 - Okay. Hey, come on. Come with us. - I'm going there? 961 00:52:41,088 --> 00:52:43,340 I can't believe Ronnie used to come to this place. 962 00:52:43,423 --> 00:52:44,424 Yes, shocking. 963 00:52:44,508 --> 00:52:46,510 So, you gonna make a move on that, or am I gonna do it? 964 00:52:46,593 --> 00:52:49,221 Jeez, her husband just died. She's mourning, for Christ's sake. 965 00:52:49,304 --> 00:52:51,973 Yeah, then she needs a nice dick to cry on. 966 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:58,188 Hey... Encino Man, how are you? 967 00:52:58,271 --> 00:53:01,733 I was wondering if you happen to know a badass... 968 00:53:02,734 --> 00:53:04,820 by the name of Butch Ryder? 969 00:53:05,612 --> 00:53:08,865 Yeah, I know Butch, and I'll tell you the same thing I told the cops, 970 00:53:08,949 --> 00:53:10,367 I ain't seen him in months. 971 00:53:10,450 --> 00:53:12,703 Now, order some drinks or get out. 972 00:53:14,621 --> 00:53:15,872 Three Jamesons. 973 00:53:17,374 --> 00:53:20,043 Hope you're proud of yourself, killing that tiny elephant 974 00:53:20,127 --> 00:53:22,671 and putting his tusk in your nose. Real tough. 975 00:53:24,297 --> 00:53:25,757 Here's to new friends. 976 00:53:26,633 --> 00:53:28,885 - To Ronnie. - Yeah. Yeah, him, too. 977 00:53:31,513 --> 00:53:33,598 Good God. Jameson, man. 978 00:53:33,682 --> 00:53:36,017 Every time, it reminds me of my 55th birthday party. 979 00:53:36,101 --> 00:53:38,520 Remember that night? Wasn't that the best? 980 00:53:38,603 --> 00:53:40,981 - Come on. You're 55? - Can you believe that? 981 00:53:41,064 --> 00:53:46,153 I'm actually gonna be 57 next week. Where does time go? 982 00:53:46,236 --> 00:53:48,739 Wow, you look amazing. 983 00:53:48,822 --> 00:53:50,365 Well, I eat a lot of fruit. 984 00:53:51,324 --> 00:53:52,784 Peaches are my favorite. 985 00:53:52,868 --> 00:53:56,329 I can eat a peach for about two, three hours. 986 00:53:56,413 --> 00:53:58,415 Mmm... 987 00:53:58,498 --> 00:54:01,710 You think he's old... I'm 66. 988 00:54:01,793 --> 00:54:03,712 Yeah, I can see that. 989 00:54:04,713 --> 00:54:06,631 - Seventy? - Hey. 990 00:54:06,715 --> 00:54:09,259 It's not The Price Is Right. We'll be right back. 991 00:54:09,342 --> 00:54:11,011 Gonna talk to him for a sec. 992 00:54:11,511 --> 00:54:12,679 What the hell are you doing? 993 00:54:13,263 --> 00:54:14,723 Chicks don't wanna fuck senior citizens. 994 00:54:14,806 --> 00:54:17,017 Senior citizens don't wanna fuck senior citizens. 995 00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:19,936 Look at her, she's so far out of my league, I can't think. 996 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,981 But she's grieving, which makes her vulnerable, 997 00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:24,399 which means you have a shot. 998 00:54:24,483 --> 00:54:27,903 Now, first time you feel like there's a moment, seize it. 999 00:54:27,986 --> 00:54:29,196 Look her in the eyes, 1000 00:54:29,279 --> 00:54:31,406 grab the back of her neck, 1001 00:54:31,490 --> 00:54:33,241 say nothing... 1002 00:54:33,325 --> 00:54:35,952 and then fuck her in the mouth with your tongue. 1003 00:54:36,536 --> 00:54:38,246 - You're a psycho. - Fuck you. 1004 00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:40,832 So Benjamin Button here is gonna buy you another drink. 1005 00:54:40,916 --> 00:54:43,376 I'm gonna go look for a canary and make him sing. 1006 00:54:45,837 --> 00:54:48,882 Hey, Bamm-Bamm, can we get two more, man? 1007 00:54:50,592 --> 00:54:51,885 All right. 1008 00:54:51,968 --> 00:54:54,262 Let's look at your hand, Grandpa. 1009 00:54:54,346 --> 00:54:56,389 I used to be a nurse. That's how I met Ronnie. 1010 00:54:56,473 --> 00:54:59,851 What's the prognosis? You think you can... save it? 1011 00:54:59,935 --> 00:55:00,936 Let's see. 1012 00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:04,773 - To numbing the pain? - Sure. 1013 00:55:09,569 --> 00:55:11,780 That is for hitting me with the Winnebago. 1014 00:55:14,741 --> 00:55:17,494 Hey, gentlemen? Anybody using this chair? 1015 00:55:17,577 --> 00:55:19,412 - It's yours. - Thanks. 1016 00:55:22,457 --> 00:55:24,167 What kind of hogs you riding nowadays? 1017 00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:27,420 I've still got my... Whoa! 1018 00:55:27,504 --> 00:55:30,090 Where the hell is Butch? What did you do with him? 1019 00:55:30,173 --> 00:55:33,009 He's at the bottom of the ocean. Let me show you a picture. 1020 00:55:33,093 --> 00:55:34,928 - You killed him! - No, no, no! He didn't kill him! 1021 00:55:35,011 --> 00:55:36,680 We're trying to find the guys who did. 1022 00:55:36,763 --> 00:55:41,184 Then why is this sick bastard wearing Butch's tats and jewelry? 1023 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:43,186 Because he's a sick bastard, but he's telling you the truth. 1024 00:55:43,270 --> 00:55:45,910 He didn't kill Butch and he didn't kill my husband, Ronnie, either. 1025 00:55:46,648 --> 00:55:47,899 You're Mrs. Fishman? 1026 00:55:47,983 --> 00:55:49,109 Yes. 1027 00:55:50,235 --> 00:55:51,278 Fuck! 1028 00:55:52,362 --> 00:55:54,948 Butch was diagnosed with stage-four cancer. 1029 00:55:55,031 --> 00:55:57,075 He was given six months to live. 1030 00:55:58,034 --> 00:55:59,536 So that's how they met. 1031 00:55:59,619 --> 00:56:02,247 Ronnie was working on some promising cancer treatments. 1032 00:56:02,330 --> 00:56:03,790 More than promising. 1033 00:56:03,874 --> 00:56:06,710 Butch told me Ronnie developed a magic bullet. 1034 00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:08,962 It was a treatment that used an MRI machine 1035 00:56:09,045 --> 00:56:12,382 to target the bad cells and not kill the good ones. 1036 00:56:12,465 --> 00:56:14,384 I had no idea they had gotten that far. 1037 00:56:14,467 --> 00:56:19,014 Well, they were conducting some secret, non-FDA approved clinical trials. 1038 00:56:19,097 --> 00:56:21,349 Butch and some other guys were the guinea pigs. 1039 00:56:21,433 --> 00:56:24,394 - And it was working? - Bet your ass it was working. 1040 00:56:24,477 --> 00:56:27,647 Guys were getting better, no fucking side effects. 1041 00:56:27,731 --> 00:56:30,650 When Ronnie had to shut down the program, they both were devastated. 1042 00:56:30,734 --> 00:56:31,734 Which leads me to ask, 1043 00:56:31,776 --> 00:56:35,071 why the fuck would they close down a program that was working? 1044 00:56:35,155 --> 00:56:40,160 Money. Ronnie's partner, Shecky, Arthur Sheck, he was the money guy. 1045 00:56:40,243 --> 00:56:42,363 He called up one day, suddenly the funds had dried up, 1046 00:56:42,412 --> 00:56:44,706 and they had to cancel all these research programs. 1047 00:56:44,789 --> 00:56:47,876 - That must have been one of 'em. - Yes, ma'am, it was. 1048 00:56:47,959 --> 00:56:51,212 Until Butch and your husband took matters into their own hands. 1049 00:56:51,296 --> 00:56:54,215 - What does that mean? - It means Butch started knocking off banks 1050 00:56:54,299 --> 00:56:56,426 to have enough money to continue the treatments. 1051 00:56:56,509 --> 00:56:57,594 Holy shit. 1052 00:56:57,677 --> 00:57:01,681 When he got that pretty little face of his on the FBI's Most Wanted List... 1053 00:57:01,765 --> 00:57:06,978 they sent me down to Puerto Rico to set up their secret hideaway. 1054 00:57:07,062 --> 00:57:10,065 But I guess they... never made it there. 1055 00:57:11,024 --> 00:57:12,192 Wait a minute. 1056 00:57:13,109 --> 00:57:14,277 You're Dakota? 1057 00:57:14,361 --> 00:57:16,029 Yeah. 1058 00:57:16,112 --> 00:57:18,365 "Dakota sounds hot." 1059 00:57:18,448 --> 00:57:19,616 Oh, fuck you. 1060 00:57:19,699 --> 00:57:21,868 Sounds like you and Butch were pretty close. 1061 00:57:21,952 --> 00:57:26,039 He knew me like no other man had ever known me before. 1062 00:57:26,122 --> 00:57:28,541 Tough, but tender. 1063 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,043 What's this now? 1064 00:57:31,544 --> 00:57:33,922 We were fuck buddies for years. 1065 00:57:34,005 --> 00:57:37,842 Until Dr. Ronnie came along and stole his heart away. 1066 00:57:37,926 --> 00:57:39,386 No disrespect. 1067 00:57:41,012 --> 00:57:43,014 Oh, shit, you didn't know? 1068 00:57:44,182 --> 00:57:48,478 Oh, sugar... I am so, so sorry. 1069 00:57:49,437 --> 00:57:51,564 - This explains a lot. - The thing is, 1070 00:57:51,648 --> 00:57:53,650 Dr. Ronnie and Butch were killed 1071 00:57:53,733 --> 00:57:56,194 not because they were in love with each other, 1072 00:57:56,278 --> 00:58:00,115 or knockin' off banks... because they were trying to cure cancer. 1073 00:58:01,408 --> 00:58:03,618 Which is fucking disgraceful. 1074 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,454 This gets me so goddamn upset. 1075 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,085 That brings back some nice memories. 1076 00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:17,590 You know, I gotta give you credit. 1077 00:58:17,674 --> 00:58:20,302 You rock that jewelry real well. 1078 00:58:20,385 --> 00:58:23,430 You know, that's how we met. I'm a jewelry designer. 1079 00:58:23,513 --> 00:58:26,599 - Oh. - And Butch, that boy loved his bling. 1080 00:58:26,683 --> 00:58:27,726 Oh, yeah? 1081 00:58:27,809 --> 00:58:31,521 Did you make Dr. Ronald's tongue ring, too? 1082 00:58:31,604 --> 00:58:32,897 I like it, it's fun. 1083 00:58:32,981 --> 00:58:35,108 Yeah, that's one of mine. 1084 00:58:35,191 --> 00:58:37,610 But... that ain't a tongue ring. 1085 00:58:37,694 --> 00:58:38,903 That's a cock stud. 1086 00:58:38,987 --> 00:58:41,906 What? What? 1087 00:58:43,908 --> 00:58:46,453 I can't believe you let me put a cock stud in my mouth! 1088 00:58:46,536 --> 00:58:48,997 I can't believe my husband had a cock stud in his cock. 1089 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,415 Yeah, that's worse. Come on, that's worse. 1090 00:58:50,498 --> 00:58:51,791 Don't be a baby. 1091 00:58:52,751 --> 00:58:53,960 - And Max... - Yeah. 1092 00:58:54,044 --> 00:58:58,631 If you need some place to lay low... you can always shack up with me, baby boy. 1093 00:58:58,715 --> 00:59:01,301 Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Dakota. 1094 00:59:01,384 --> 00:59:04,888 I just don't know how safe that would be for me or you. 1095 00:59:07,682 --> 00:59:12,312 I know you wanna kiss me... but I'm not your Butch. 1096 00:59:12,395 --> 00:59:13,938 I'll never be Butch. 1097 00:59:14,022 --> 00:59:18,651 What I can do is give you a mental image to go enjoy yourself later with. 1098 00:59:23,990 --> 00:59:25,867 You're a bad boy. 1099 00:59:26,910 --> 00:59:29,537 Oh, choke on it, baby, choke me. 1100 00:59:29,621 --> 00:59:31,414 Is this your friend? 1101 00:59:33,541 --> 00:59:36,586 Ooh... Oh, yeah. 1102 00:59:38,922 --> 00:59:41,216 Did he just cum in his pants? 1103 00:59:45,387 --> 00:59:46,471 The Gymnast. 1104 00:59:47,305 --> 00:59:48,598 No! 1105 00:59:53,603 --> 00:59:55,897 - What are you doing? Go that way! - Donuts! 1106 00:59:58,316 --> 00:59:59,526 Where am I? 1107 00:59:59,609 --> 01:00:01,444 You cannot find me? 1108 01:00:03,947 --> 01:00:07,158 I ain't afraid of you, I ain't afraid of fucking nothing! 1109 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:16,209 You don't kill me. I kill you. 1110 01:00:24,592 --> 01:00:28,805 And the Russian judges give that a what-the-fuck-just-happened-there? 1111 01:00:30,265 --> 01:00:31,933 I can't believe that guy found us! 1112 01:00:32,016 --> 01:00:33,560 What do we do? We gotta hide out somewhere. 1113 01:00:33,643 --> 01:00:35,395 My mother's summer cottage. 1114 01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:36,718 - Your mother's cottage? - Yeah. 1115 01:00:36,771 --> 01:00:37,939 You don't wanna drag her into all this. 1116 01:00:38,022 --> 01:00:40,108 It's all right. She's senile as hell now. 1117 01:00:40,191 --> 01:00:42,318 She sat on the toilet the other day for six hours 1118 01:00:42,402 --> 01:00:44,612 thinking she was on a bus to Disney World. 1119 01:00:44,696 --> 01:00:48,074 They could torture the shit out of her. She wouldn't cough up a word. 1120 01:00:59,169 --> 01:01:00,545 Not many houses on this island. 1121 01:01:00,628 --> 01:01:03,256 Oh, yeah, we're secluded. No one's gonna find us here. 1122 01:01:03,339 --> 01:01:04,466 Hey, check this out. 1123 01:01:04,549 --> 01:01:07,510 - That old YZinger? You have that still? - Yeah! 1124 01:01:07,594 --> 01:01:09,220 You were a mad man on that. 1125 01:01:09,304 --> 01:01:12,140 I could never pop a wheelie, but guess who got me that thing? 1126 01:01:12,223 --> 01:01:14,476 - Who? - Your dad. 1127 01:01:14,559 --> 01:01:17,228 - My dad? - Your dad, after my father died. 1128 01:01:17,312 --> 01:01:20,190 He did stuff like that all the time for me, I'll never forget that. 1129 01:01:20,273 --> 01:01:22,275 Just looked out for me when I was growing up. 1130 01:01:22,358 --> 01:01:23,526 Sounds like a good man. 1131 01:01:23,610 --> 01:01:24,694 - The best. - If he's such a good man, 1132 01:01:24,777 --> 01:01:25,904 why didn't he give me one? 1133 01:01:25,987 --> 01:01:27,363 Well, look at you. 1134 01:01:27,447 --> 01:01:30,867 You were good at reading. Just stick with that. Come on. 1135 01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,827 "Look at you." That's the only answer you have. 1136 01:01:33,495 --> 01:01:35,580 My mother is gonna be psyched to see you. 1137 01:01:35,663 --> 01:01:37,540 How senile is your mom? Will she remember me? 1138 01:01:37,624 --> 01:01:39,344 Of course, she talks about you all the time. 1139 01:01:39,626 --> 01:01:40,835 - Oh! - Mom! 1140 01:01:40,919 --> 01:01:42,420 Mom! What are you doing? 1141 01:01:42,504 --> 01:01:44,339 The fridge! The fridge! 1142 01:01:44,422 --> 01:01:48,593 Come on, the pizza guy, the president, the mailman, the gardener, the me! 1143 01:01:48,676 --> 01:01:52,680 I called you on the phone, remember? That's why you set dinner up for us. 1144 01:01:53,598 --> 01:01:56,309 Oh! Max! 1145 01:01:56,392 --> 01:01:57,519 Ah, there you go. Oh, a jump. 1146 01:01:58,728 --> 01:01:59,979 I love you. 1147 01:02:00,063 --> 01:02:01,439 Look who's here. 1148 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,443 Sonny Bono and Donna Summer! 1149 01:02:05,527 --> 01:02:09,531 What hurt more? The frying pan or the Sonny Bono thing? 1150 01:02:09,614 --> 01:02:12,408 It's all pretty bad today. 1151 01:02:14,827 --> 01:02:16,621 I still can't believe it. 1152 01:02:16,704 --> 01:02:20,458 My Maxi's best friend, little Charlie McMillan. 1153 01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:24,837 You know, after all these years, he never stopped talking about you. 1154 01:02:24,921 --> 01:02:27,048 - How you're so successful. - Mmm-hmm. 1155 01:02:27,131 --> 01:02:32,011 Became the big branch manager of Save and Pay Supermarkets. 1156 01:02:32,095 --> 01:02:34,639 You got a good memory, Mom. 1157 01:02:34,722 --> 01:02:39,310 I hear you married the prom queen. What was that whore's name again? 1158 01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:41,604 Uh, Nikki. 1159 01:02:41,688 --> 01:02:43,606 And we're not married anymore, Mrs. Kessler. 1160 01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:45,066 She wasn't very nice to me. 1161 01:02:45,149 --> 01:02:50,029 Good, I hope you didn't catch any sores from her filthy... 1162 01:02:50,113 --> 01:02:51,739 you know... 1163 01:02:51,823 --> 01:02:52,907 vagina. 1164 01:02:52,991 --> 01:02:54,742 Oh... 1165 01:02:54,826 --> 01:02:57,036 No, there was none of... That wasn't the reason. 1166 01:02:58,454 --> 01:03:00,957 Hey, who's that cute kid on the fridge? 1167 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:05,545 Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous? He's coming to see me next week. 1168 01:03:07,255 --> 01:03:10,967 What the hell are you talking about? Visit you next week? That's me, Ma. 1169 01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:13,094 You're Little Maxi? 1170 01:03:13,177 --> 01:03:14,637 No, I'm Big Maxi! 1171 01:03:14,721 --> 01:03:17,724 You remember the Save and Pay job, but you don't remember I grew up? 1172 01:03:17,807 --> 01:03:21,811 Uh... I remember you loved that little Jimmie Walker T-shirt. 1173 01:03:21,894 --> 01:03:24,731 See, I love how he remembers this stuff and... and you... 1174 01:03:25,523 --> 01:03:29,485 I just wish you showed up at my funeral. Maybe, uh, that's what's bothering me. 1175 01:03:29,569 --> 01:03:30,778 You're a ghost? 1176 01:03:32,530 --> 01:03:34,866 Oh, I'm so confused. 1177 01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:37,076 It's not you, I'm sorry. 1178 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:41,372 Don't be upset. I love you. I know, you're just old... and crazy. 1179 01:03:41,456 --> 01:03:45,460 Hey, one thing you shouldn't be confused about... 1180 01:03:45,543 --> 01:03:47,378 I don't work at Save and Pay. 1181 01:03:48,379 --> 01:03:51,507 I work... I work in the bank inside of... I'm a bank manager. 1182 01:03:51,591 --> 01:03:53,718 Hey, guys, I just got off the phone with Shecky. 1183 01:03:53,801 --> 01:03:57,513 He has no idea Ronald's dead. I didn't have the heart to tell him. 1184 01:03:57,597 --> 01:03:59,515 Or he's pretending he has no idea. 1185 01:04:01,517 --> 01:04:03,728 Everybody be cool. It's probably just the fuse box. 1186 01:04:03,811 --> 01:04:05,021 Happens all the time. 1187 01:04:05,104 --> 01:04:06,731 I don't know, somebody could be out there, Max. 1188 01:04:06,814 --> 01:04:08,232 Ma, where's my bag? 1189 01:04:08,316 --> 01:04:10,318 - I don't remember. - Yeah, that's a shock. 1190 01:04:10,401 --> 01:04:12,570 Found it. 1191 01:04:12,654 --> 01:04:14,238 - You okay? - Yeah. 1192 01:04:14,322 --> 01:04:15,990 You know, I'm the kind of guy 1193 01:04:16,074 --> 01:04:17,992 who always carries a rubber in my wallet... 1194 01:04:18,076 --> 01:04:20,912 ...and an umbrella in my trunk. 1195 01:04:20,995 --> 01:04:23,373 'Cause you never know when you're gonna fuck in the rain. 1196 01:04:23,456 --> 01:04:24,582 Max! 1197 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:27,293 Ma, you know you fucked in the rain. Relax. 1198 01:04:27,377 --> 01:04:29,504 That's true. And the snow. 1199 01:04:29,587 --> 01:04:31,214 - Yeah! - Max, wait. 1200 01:04:31,297 --> 01:04:32,840 You don't know if it's safe out there. 1201 01:04:32,924 --> 01:04:34,425 Yeah? For who? 1202 01:04:51,109 --> 01:04:53,277 Yep, it's the fuse box! 1203 01:04:57,990 --> 01:05:00,159 Holy fuck! 1204 01:05:03,538 --> 01:05:06,165 Stupid, selfish, son of a bitch! 1205 01:05:06,249 --> 01:05:10,086 - Whoa! - I am so tired of these games! 1206 01:05:10,169 --> 01:05:11,629 I know you are! 1207 01:05:12,714 --> 01:05:14,465 Whoa, whoa. Whoa! 1208 01:05:14,549 --> 01:05:16,426 I can't do it. You need to come back to me. 1209 01:05:16,509 --> 01:05:18,720 I need you. You need me. 1210 01:05:18,803 --> 01:05:21,389 Oh! Who's this sexy bitch? 1211 01:05:21,472 --> 01:05:22,974 I'm his mother. 1212 01:05:23,057 --> 01:05:26,144 Not you, Ma. Becca, it's not what you think. 1213 01:05:26,227 --> 01:05:28,146 Oh, no, of course not. 1214 01:05:28,229 --> 01:05:32,233 Because your mother knows the world of pain that I'm in right now. 1215 01:05:32,316 --> 01:05:34,485 Would you just please put the gun down so we can talk? 1216 01:05:34,569 --> 01:05:35,570 I can't believe... 1217 01:05:35,653 --> 01:05:38,740 I just cannot believe that this is how you would want to end everything. 1218 01:05:38,823 --> 01:05:43,286 - I just wanna talk to you. - Listen, you're sick, Max. 1219 01:05:43,369 --> 01:05:45,955 - You're sick. - I know, I'm sorry. 1220 01:05:46,038 --> 01:05:47,832 I just don't understand. 1221 01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:52,086 Why wouldn't you want to spend every last minute with me? 1222 01:05:52,170 --> 01:05:55,214 I'm your family. I'm your family. 1223 01:05:55,298 --> 01:05:57,049 - I know. - You don't know! 1224 01:05:57,133 --> 01:06:00,261 - All right! - You have no fucking idea! 1225 01:06:00,344 --> 01:06:02,013 We'll give you guys some privacy. 1226 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:04,182 - Get a hold of yourself. - I'll take this, too. 1227 01:06:04,265 --> 01:06:07,059 You gotta just walk away. Just say goodbye. 1228 01:06:07,143 --> 01:06:08,936 Just say goodbye. That's it. 1229 01:06:09,020 --> 01:06:12,815 All right. Say goodbye to this. 1230 01:06:14,442 --> 01:06:15,610 You gotta go! Go! 1231 01:06:15,693 --> 01:06:16,944 I'm going! 1232 01:06:17,028 --> 01:06:18,112 Then go! 1233 01:06:18,196 --> 01:06:20,281 - Shut the door. - Get over here. Get over here. 1234 01:06:23,618 --> 01:06:25,495 They are fucking crazy. 1235 01:06:25,578 --> 01:06:28,414 Ma! Ma, get the fuck out of here! 1236 01:06:32,084 --> 01:06:33,628 It's so fucking hot 1237 01:06:33,711 --> 01:06:35,671 how you tracked me down, woman. 1238 01:06:35,755 --> 01:06:38,925 I would follow you to the pits of hell, you fucker! 1239 01:06:39,008 --> 01:06:42,345 Yeah, well, I'm smelling your pits as I fuck you silly. 1240 01:06:42,428 --> 01:06:44,388 Oh, that got me! 1241 01:06:44,472 --> 01:06:47,225 Oh, I'm coming! Oh, smell my feet. 1242 01:06:51,229 --> 01:06:52,271 Whoo! 1243 01:06:52,355 --> 01:06:54,774 I wish I was senile now. 1244 01:06:54,857 --> 01:06:56,484 Can I ask you a question? 1245 01:06:56,567 --> 01:06:57,735 Yeah, sure. 1246 01:06:57,819 --> 01:07:01,531 What was so terrible about your life that you wanted a whole new one? 1247 01:07:01,614 --> 01:07:02,907 Oh... 1248 01:07:04,116 --> 01:07:07,286 Well, for starters, it kind of wasn't my choice. 1249 01:07:07,370 --> 01:07:09,413 I got forced into it. 1250 01:07:09,497 --> 01:07:12,667 But... it is nice to have another opportunity 1251 01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:15,086 to try to become the person that I should have been. 1252 01:07:15,169 --> 01:07:16,879 And who's that? 1253 01:07:17,588 --> 01:07:19,674 I haven't figured that part out yet. 1254 01:07:21,342 --> 01:07:24,345 Well... we should probably get some shut-eye. 1255 01:07:24,428 --> 01:07:27,765 Uh... why don't you take the bed and I'll... I'll take the couch. 1256 01:07:27,849 --> 01:07:31,477 Actually, I would feel much safer if you slept in here with me. 1257 01:07:32,728 --> 01:07:34,146 Um... 1258 01:07:34,230 --> 01:07:36,107 Do you mean share this bed? 1259 01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:39,277 No. I mean, you take the floor, I take the bed. 1260 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,696 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Of course. 1261 01:07:41,779 --> 01:07:43,447 Oh, Charlie, I'm kidding. 1262 01:07:43,531 --> 01:07:45,283 Come on, we're adults. 1263 01:07:45,366 --> 01:07:47,535 I think we can share the bed for one night. 1264 01:07:48,703 --> 01:07:50,371 - Really? - Okay. 1265 01:07:56,294 --> 01:07:57,712 Well, you don't have to worry about me, 1266 01:07:57,795 --> 01:08:01,007 because I stayed in the same bed with my ex-wife for... four years 1267 01:08:01,090 --> 01:08:03,426 and I don't think we touched toes once. 1268 01:08:03,509 --> 01:08:05,720 You know, you forget who you're talking to. 1269 01:08:05,803 --> 01:08:09,640 My husband had a stud in his thingy and I never even knew. 1270 01:08:09,724 --> 01:08:10,725 The truth is, 1271 01:08:10,808 --> 01:08:14,186 I could have a telephone pole through my dick and she would never have known. 1272 01:08:15,813 --> 01:08:18,024 You're funny, Charlie. 1273 01:08:18,107 --> 01:08:20,109 You're a funny, nice guy. 1274 01:08:44,008 --> 01:08:46,218 Hey, where'd Becca go? 1275 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,471 Oh, I broke up with her again. She's psychotic. 1276 01:08:48,554 --> 01:08:51,140 How'd it go with you and this chick? You take my advice? 1277 01:08:51,223 --> 01:08:52,266 Yeah, it went okay. 1278 01:08:52,350 --> 01:08:55,102 What? You kidding me? 1279 01:08:55,186 --> 01:08:58,272 Dr. Ron's corpse is not even cold yet and you're fucking his widow? 1280 01:08:58,356 --> 01:08:59,482 Are you an asshole? 1281 01:08:59,565 --> 01:09:02,068 No... No, you said it was okay. Are you... 1282 01:09:02,151 --> 01:09:04,028 It is okay, I'm fucking with you, brother. 1283 01:09:04,111 --> 01:09:05,655 Look how happy you made her. 1284 01:09:08,699 --> 01:09:10,618 Welcome to Old Willow. 1285 01:09:10,701 --> 01:09:13,371 - Heather, Heather, Heather. - Aw! It's so good to see you. 1286 01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:15,247 Come on in, gentlemen. Come on. 1287 01:09:15,331 --> 01:09:16,999 I just made some sweet tea. 1288 01:09:20,086 --> 01:09:23,714 Ronald's dead. I can't believe it. 1289 01:09:23,798 --> 01:09:25,967 Believe it now, Shecky? 1290 01:09:26,050 --> 01:09:27,593 Oh! Oh! 1291 01:09:27,677 --> 01:09:30,596 - Max, enough with the pictures. - He said he didn't believe it. 1292 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:34,767 - I believed it. I'm just in disbelief. - Oh, okay. 1293 01:09:34,850 --> 01:09:38,229 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's been an emotional week. 1294 01:09:39,981 --> 01:09:42,316 I lost my mama on Monday. 1295 01:09:43,359 --> 01:09:47,905 And then I found out all the medical supplies I donated 1296 01:09:47,989 --> 01:09:50,032 to the Burmese drought victims... 1297 01:09:50,116 --> 01:09:51,909 were stolen by the rebels. 1298 01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:56,664 The soup kitchen I volunteer at... burned down. 1299 01:09:56,747 --> 01:10:02,253 Whole city smelled like... ashes and Campbell's Chunky. 1300 01:10:04,255 --> 01:10:06,007 Sweet kicks, though. 1301 01:10:06,090 --> 01:10:07,383 - Huh? - Where'd you get 'em? 1302 01:10:08,342 --> 01:10:10,302 I know a guy at Nike. 1303 01:10:10,386 --> 01:10:13,055 Shit, I wish I had a pair that nice, but... 1304 01:10:13,139 --> 01:10:15,224 I don't know a guy at Nike. 1305 01:10:15,307 --> 01:10:18,352 Heather, how do you know these fellas, again? 1306 01:10:18,436 --> 01:10:19,437 They're new friends. 1307 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,355 They're just trying to help me figure it all out. 1308 01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,441 Yeah, Shecky, I mean, do you have any files we can look at? 1309 01:10:23,524 --> 01:10:24,900 Anything that would help us? 1310 01:10:24,984 --> 01:10:29,155 My house got broken into and they stole my laptop and my cell phone. 1311 01:10:29,238 --> 01:10:34,035 So you had a formula that actually works on cancer and you lost it. 1312 01:10:34,118 --> 01:10:36,412 I never had any formula. That was Ronald's department. 1313 01:10:36,495 --> 01:10:38,122 I just handled the money. 1314 01:10:38,205 --> 01:10:41,459 You handled it so well that they couldn't finish the testing. 1315 01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:44,795 Those drugs were working, Shecky. 1316 01:10:44,879 --> 01:10:47,006 Is this a fucking joke to you? 1317 01:10:47,089 --> 01:10:48,883 It wasn't my fault, I swear! 1318 01:10:48,966 --> 01:10:51,135 The bank called in all our loans out of nowhere, 1319 01:10:51,218 --> 01:10:52,303 didn't give us a reason. 1320 01:10:52,386 --> 01:10:54,346 I went everywhere for financing. I swear. 1321 01:10:54,430 --> 01:10:56,432 I even tried to mortgage Old Willow. 1322 01:10:56,515 --> 01:10:59,101 Nobody would sit down with Shecky. Nobody! 1323 01:10:59,185 --> 01:11:02,146 I hope you don't think I had something to do with this. 1324 01:11:03,898 --> 01:11:07,193 I felt horrible when I let Ronald down. 1325 01:11:08,486 --> 01:11:10,821 He was my best friend. 1326 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,909 We should go back there right now, 1327 01:11:14,992 --> 01:11:17,161 torture the fuck out of him till he tells the truth. 1328 01:11:17,244 --> 01:11:19,288 We get it, you don't like the guy, but here's the good news. 1329 01:11:19,371 --> 01:11:21,373 We know what the guys with the guns want now. 1330 01:11:21,457 --> 01:11:22,458 Yeah, the formula. 1331 01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:24,627 That's why they must have broken into my house. 1332 01:11:24,710 --> 01:11:26,045 Do you think it could be there? 1333 01:11:26,128 --> 01:11:27,713 I don't know, it could be anywhere. 1334 01:11:27,797 --> 01:11:30,257 Clearly, Ronnie was a master at hiding things. 1335 01:11:30,341 --> 01:11:32,760 - I should know. - Uh-oh. 1336 01:11:33,928 --> 01:11:35,429 Jesus! 1337 01:11:35,513 --> 01:11:38,390 This mummy-looking-motherfucker's like a human tracking device. 1338 01:11:38,474 --> 01:11:39,558 - What do we do? - You know what? 1339 01:11:39,642 --> 01:11:41,268 Why don't you buckle up there, Mrs. Fishman? 1340 01:11:41,352 --> 01:11:42,520 Oh, God, no. 1341 01:11:45,481 --> 01:11:46,982 Hey, dude, I'm lost. 1342 01:11:47,066 --> 01:11:49,735 Can you tell me where the side of the road is? 1343 01:11:50,528 --> 01:11:52,947 Oh, my God. 1344 01:12:01,038 --> 01:12:03,582 Hey, a little dizzy? Get up. 1345 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:06,293 Come on, get up! 1346 01:12:06,377 --> 01:12:07,461 Who are you? 1347 01:12:07,545 --> 01:12:08,712 Who the fuck are you? 1348 01:12:08,796 --> 01:12:10,422 Why are you following me? 1349 01:12:10,506 --> 01:12:13,050 Uh... Um... American... 1350 01:12:13,134 --> 01:12:15,177 American what? Pharmaceuticals? 1351 01:12:15,261 --> 01:12:17,096 American Girl doll? What? 1352 01:12:17,179 --> 01:12:20,432 American... Express... 1353 01:12:20,516 --> 01:12:22,059 Fraud Department. 1354 01:12:23,477 --> 01:12:24,478 What? 1355 01:12:24,562 --> 01:12:26,897 - You're Max Kessler, right? - Yeah! 1356 01:12:26,981 --> 01:12:29,817 You owe us $62,000. 1357 01:12:29,900 --> 01:12:32,403 Watch it. Watch it. Slow. 1358 01:12:34,905 --> 01:12:37,116 Fuck, that's my old address, too. 1359 01:12:37,199 --> 01:12:38,909 You're good. 1360 01:12:38,993 --> 01:12:40,369 This guy's fucking good. 1361 01:12:41,036 --> 01:12:42,413 All right. 1362 01:12:42,496 --> 01:12:44,957 - Come on. I'm sorry, asshole. - Ow! 1363 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,500 Okay, bub. 1364 01:12:46,584 --> 01:12:48,794 There's 150 grand in here. 1365 01:12:48,878 --> 01:12:50,796 That's over double what I owe Amex. 1366 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,090 So just take the rest, pay for your medical bills. 1367 01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:56,594 Fuckin' buy a suit, maybe a 3D flat screen. 1368 01:12:56,677 --> 01:12:58,262 Fuck, take it all, move to Maui. 1369 01:12:58,345 --> 01:13:01,056 You know Hawaiian chicks love to fuck guys with red beards. 1370 01:13:01,140 --> 01:13:02,808 I made that up, nobody does. 1371 01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:06,437 Look, we're in a Rubik's Cube of shit right now, 1372 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,898 and it's up to me to make all the right moves. 1373 01:13:08,981 --> 01:13:12,943 Walking you inside that crowded hospital ain't one of 'em. 1374 01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:15,988 So is our business concluded... Robert? 1375 01:13:19,408 --> 01:13:22,244 You're a hell of a bloodhound, you know that? 1376 01:13:22,328 --> 01:13:24,788 Put some Bactine on that shit, it'll get better. 1377 01:13:34,632 --> 01:13:35,883 Oh! 1378 01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:44,225 With nowhere else to go, we went back to the scene of the crime. 1379 01:13:44,308 --> 01:13:47,519 Maybe Dr. Ron's laboratory still had some secrets. 1380 01:13:47,603 --> 01:13:49,813 These files are all messed up and out of order. 1381 01:13:49,897 --> 01:13:52,608 Listen, I think I can decode the password for these encrypted files. 1382 01:13:52,691 --> 01:13:55,402 - You can hack? - We call it forensic data recovery. 1383 01:13:55,486 --> 01:13:57,780 But yeah, at the bank, when someone defaults, 1384 01:13:57,905 --> 01:14:00,074 we have the legal right to access their systems and ledgers 1385 01:14:00,157 --> 01:14:01,492 to find any hidden assets. 1386 01:14:01,575 --> 01:14:02,868 But they were working under the radar. 1387 01:14:02,952 --> 01:14:05,788 Well, if they have employees, which it looks like they did, 1388 01:14:05,871 --> 01:14:08,040 I can access it through the payroll service. 1389 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:10,584 That's impressive. 1390 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:14,421 Well, in my old life, I did have a lot of free time on my hands. 1391 01:14:14,505 --> 01:14:16,173 Boom! Check it out. 1392 01:14:16,257 --> 01:14:17,258 Photos of your husband. 1393 01:14:17,341 --> 01:14:19,843 Photos of Butch. There's my tongue ring... Oh! 1394 01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:21,207 Don't look at that. I'm sorry. 1395 01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:22,930 I shouldn't have said that. No, no, no. 1396 01:14:23,013 --> 01:14:25,641 Kojak to Columbo. No suspicious activity out here. 1397 01:14:25,724 --> 01:14:28,352 - Find anything? - Negative, Kojak, we're still looking. 1398 01:14:28,435 --> 01:14:31,438 Hurry the fuck up, Charlie. We gotta find that formula. 1399 01:14:31,522 --> 01:14:33,899 Listen, we're gonna find it, we're gonna give it to these Nazis, 1400 01:14:33,983 --> 01:14:35,567 and then this nightmare will be over. 1401 01:14:35,651 --> 01:14:36,652 What are you talking about? 1402 01:14:36,735 --> 01:14:40,114 You wanna give the cure to cancer to these fucking criminals? 1403 01:14:40,197 --> 01:14:42,199 There is no cure for cancer! 1404 01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:45,077 We'll give them the treatment and we'll get back to our fake lives. 1405 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:46,996 I kind of like the way mine is going now. 1406 01:14:47,079 --> 01:14:50,416 Are you out of your fucking mind, Charlie? You're just gonna lay down? 1407 01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:54,336 Isn't that what got you a job at fucking Save and Pay, being a pussy? 1408 01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:58,549 And you're some expert oncologist? No, you're a guidance counselor. 1409 01:14:58,632 --> 01:15:01,552 You're good at telling dumb kids they might get into junior college. 1410 01:15:01,635 --> 01:15:05,222 Is this about the money? Are you trying to get rich off this? 1411 01:15:06,223 --> 01:15:08,183 You know what, Charlie, you're a dick. 1412 01:15:09,143 --> 01:15:10,185 Max, I'm sorry. 1413 01:15:10,269 --> 01:15:13,772 Listen, I'm just trying to think of a way out of this, all right? 1414 01:15:13,856 --> 01:15:15,733 Max? 1415 01:15:15,816 --> 01:15:18,152 Max? Max? 1416 01:15:18,235 --> 01:15:19,570 Shit. 1417 01:15:19,653 --> 01:15:22,531 You know, he's right about not giving them the formula. 1418 01:15:22,614 --> 01:15:24,616 But none of that matters if we don't find it. 1419 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,452 - Yeah. - I'm gonna go look for Max. 1420 01:15:26,535 --> 01:15:28,162 You stay here and search for it. 1421 01:15:28,245 --> 01:15:30,122 And by the way... 1422 01:15:30,205 --> 01:15:32,833 I like the way my life is going, too. 1423 01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:40,215 Yeah. 1424 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,555 All right, let's do it. 1425 01:15:48,557 --> 01:15:50,100 What do we got here? 1426 01:16:18,128 --> 01:16:19,963 Life's short, Charlie. 1427 01:16:20,047 --> 01:16:22,299 - You know you're not really dead, right? - No... 1428 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:24,176 I just got caught up in the moment. 1429 01:16:24,259 --> 01:16:26,053 Holy shit, I gotta sit down. 1430 01:16:26,136 --> 01:16:28,056 You don't feel good. What do you got, a hangover? 1431 01:16:34,937 --> 01:16:36,230 I just cannot believe that this is how 1432 01:16:36,313 --> 01:16:37,731 - you would want to end everything. - Stop. 1433 01:16:37,815 --> 01:16:39,358 You're sick, Max! 1434 01:16:39,483 --> 01:16:41,026 I'm your family. 1435 01:16:41,110 --> 01:16:43,195 - I'm sorry. - I'm your family. 1436 01:16:49,785 --> 01:16:52,413 That's Little Maxi. Isn't he gorgeous? 1437 01:16:52,496 --> 01:16:55,999 I wouldn't wish that on anybody. Growing up without a dad. 1438 01:16:59,461 --> 01:17:01,296 It's not a cure for cancer. 1439 01:17:02,673 --> 01:17:04,716 It's a cure for Max's cancer. 1440 01:17:10,722 --> 01:17:12,224 Cute kids. 1441 01:17:12,307 --> 01:17:15,894 They're supposed to be with my ex tonight. Said she was sick. 1442 01:17:15,978 --> 01:17:19,231 Probably got backstage passes to Slipknot. 1443 01:17:19,314 --> 01:17:21,817 That's the tough thing about divorce. 1444 01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:24,027 Gotta watch your dumb kids alone... 1445 01:17:25,487 --> 01:17:29,575 no sleep, while your ex is waking up with 22-year-old bartenders, 1446 01:17:29,658 --> 01:17:33,162 and who is footin' the bill for breakfast and their herpes medicine? 1447 01:17:33,245 --> 01:17:34,288 I am. 1448 01:17:34,371 --> 01:17:38,917 Question, the, uh, thing with the, uh, metal clamps, that, um... 1449 01:17:39,001 --> 01:17:41,128 I'm looking for, uh... 1450 01:17:41,211 --> 01:17:44,590 Joe Pesci used it in Casino to, you know, crush the guy's head? 1451 01:17:44,673 --> 01:17:46,592 - You mean a vise? - Yeah, sweetheart, that... 1452 01:17:46,675 --> 01:17:48,218 That's... A vise. 1453 01:17:48,302 --> 01:17:50,095 We just carry auto parts. 1454 01:17:50,179 --> 01:17:52,306 Try the hardware store. 1455 01:18:15,496 --> 01:18:18,624 ...the young cuckoo will go so far as to fake injury, 1456 01:18:18,707 --> 01:18:21,126 prompting the adult jay 1457 01:18:21,210 --> 01:18:25,506 to carry the cuckoo along the migratory route to eastern Africa. 1458 01:18:25,589 --> 01:18:27,466 Only to fly back to... 1459 01:18:27,549 --> 01:18:29,092 Hello, Shecky. 1460 01:18:30,552 --> 01:18:35,098 You see... I'm not buyin' the whole cry routine, Shecky. 1461 01:18:35,182 --> 01:18:36,975 Tell me where the formula is. 1462 01:18:37,059 --> 01:18:38,268 I need an ambulance. 1463 01:18:39,978 --> 01:18:41,813 Where the fuck is the formula? 1464 01:18:41,897 --> 01:18:44,233 Truly, I don't know. 1465 01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:47,736 Oh! Sweet Jesus! 1466 01:18:47,819 --> 01:18:50,489 Okay, I'm gonna have to amp it up a little, aren't I? 1467 01:18:50,572 --> 01:18:54,493 I am going to put your head inside a fucking... 1468 01:18:54,576 --> 01:18:57,579 What the fuck is the name of that thing, with the clamp thing... 1469 01:18:57,663 --> 01:18:58,997 - A vise? - A vise! 1470 01:18:59,081 --> 01:19:02,209 Yes, a vise, bitch! Why do I keep forgetting that? 1471 01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:05,087 Come here. 1472 01:19:06,463 --> 01:19:08,715 What's... What's happening? 1473 01:19:08,799 --> 01:19:11,927 You are gonna tell me why you're lying, 1474 01:19:12,010 --> 01:19:15,055 or I am gonna squeeze your head so hard, 1475 01:19:15,138 --> 01:19:18,141 that that fucking mustache is gonna pop off your head. 1476 01:19:18,225 --> 01:19:19,643 What is that? 1477 01:19:19,726 --> 01:19:22,771 You've been shot! You've been shot! 1478 01:19:22,854 --> 01:19:24,523 You were right. 1479 01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:26,608 I was lying... 1480 01:19:26,692 --> 01:19:28,819 because I thought you were one of them. 1481 01:19:28,902 --> 01:19:30,028 I was one of them? 1482 01:19:30,112 --> 01:19:31,530 I thought you were one of them! 1483 01:19:31,613 --> 01:19:34,157 No. I'm a good guy. 1484 01:19:34,241 --> 01:19:36,743 Why would you pull the funding if you're such a good guy? 1485 01:19:36,827 --> 01:19:41,748 They was gonna kill us if we didn't stop the trials. 1486 01:19:41,832 --> 01:19:43,709 Stay with me, Shecky! Stay with me. 1487 01:19:43,792 --> 01:19:44,835 Come on. 1488 01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:46,712 You're all right. You're all right. 1489 01:19:46,795 --> 01:19:47,796 Oh, God. 1490 01:19:47,879 --> 01:19:49,715 Who's "they," Shecky? 1491 01:19:49,798 --> 01:19:55,178 Trojgaard are the world's largest chemotherapy company. 1492 01:19:55,262 --> 01:19:58,390 - Trojgaard. - Ronald didn't wanna sell 'em the drug, 1493 01:19:58,473 --> 01:20:02,102 because he knew they would bury it. 1494 01:20:02,185 --> 01:20:03,854 Why would they bury it? 1495 01:20:03,937 --> 01:20:06,898 A drug like that would be worth billions of dollars. 1496 01:20:06,982 --> 01:20:09,484 A drug that replaces chemo... 1497 01:20:10,527 --> 01:20:12,529 would ultimately cost them... 1498 01:20:12,613 --> 01:20:13,947 trillions. 1499 01:20:31,465 --> 01:20:33,216 - Wait. - What? 1500 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:37,179 Make sure all my money goes to cancer research. 1501 01:20:37,262 --> 01:20:38,263 Yeah. 1502 01:20:39,973 --> 01:20:42,726 You can... have my Nikes. 1503 01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:46,855 I know you had your eyes on them. 1504 01:20:51,568 --> 01:20:53,362 You really are a good guy. 1505 01:20:54,905 --> 01:20:56,531 Tell Mama I'm comin'. 1506 01:20:58,158 --> 01:21:00,327 Shecky. Shecky! 1507 01:21:00,410 --> 01:21:02,371 I forgot to ask you, who killed you? 1508 01:21:03,330 --> 01:21:04,915 Shecky! 1509 01:21:04,998 --> 01:21:07,042 Who did this to you? 1510 01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:08,710 I think I have a clue. 1511 01:21:11,797 --> 01:21:15,258 Please open up, it's Charlie McMillan. I need to talk to you. 1512 01:21:19,012 --> 01:21:21,807 Please, it's about Max. I think he's in trouble. 1513 01:21:26,895 --> 01:21:28,480 Wow. 1514 01:21:28,563 --> 01:21:31,733 Look at all these fun toys we have to play with. 1515 01:21:31,817 --> 01:21:33,735 I'm a bit of a handyman. 1516 01:21:33,819 --> 01:21:35,570 If you untie me, uh... 1517 01:21:35,654 --> 01:21:37,531 I could show you how to use that shit. 1518 01:21:39,074 --> 01:21:41,159 I think I can figure it out myself. 1519 01:21:41,243 --> 01:21:44,287 Zip, zap, zee. 1520 01:21:45,747 --> 01:21:47,999 Are you fucking wearing the Nikes? 1521 01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:50,293 Those are my sneakers. He gave 'em to me. 1522 01:21:50,377 --> 01:21:51,878 It was his dying wish. 1523 01:21:52,796 --> 01:21:55,465 Finders keepers, lose your sneakers. 1524 01:21:55,549 --> 01:21:57,509 How are you fitting in those? Those are 11s. 1525 01:21:57,592 --> 01:21:59,302 You're fucking nine feet tall. 1526 01:21:59,386 --> 01:22:02,222 You're like the Yao Ming of Nazis. It's not making sense. 1527 01:22:02,305 --> 01:22:04,683 There's always a way to make things fit. 1528 01:22:06,935 --> 01:22:10,063 What were you planning to do to poor Shecky with this? 1529 01:22:10,147 --> 01:22:12,482 Oh, that's just for my mom's Jeep. 1530 01:22:12,566 --> 01:22:15,777 She needed a new gear shifter. So that's what that's all about. 1531 01:22:20,824 --> 01:22:24,870 I think I see where you were going with this. 1532 01:22:31,626 --> 01:22:34,296 You are a sick fuck. Just like me. 1533 01:22:35,213 --> 01:22:37,758 Something tells me you're sicker. 1534 01:22:37,841 --> 01:22:39,634 It was a miracle. 1535 01:22:40,594 --> 01:22:41,887 Then they shut it down. 1536 01:22:41,970 --> 01:22:43,930 Dr. Fishman basically vanished, 1537 01:22:44,014 --> 01:22:46,725 he stopped returning any of Max's phone calls. 1538 01:22:46,808 --> 01:22:48,810 So finally, one night... 1539 01:22:48,894 --> 01:22:51,188 Max drove over to the clinic. 1540 01:22:51,271 --> 01:22:53,648 He saw that the lights were on, so he kicked open the door. 1541 01:22:53,732 --> 01:22:57,194 And that's when he saw Ron and Butch laying dead on the floor. 1542 01:22:58,153 --> 01:23:00,030 But why doesn't he call the cops? 1543 01:23:00,155 --> 01:23:03,533 How was that gonna help Max get any better? 1544 01:23:03,617 --> 01:23:07,078 If Dr. Fishman was dead, then Max was dead. 1545 01:23:07,162 --> 01:23:12,042 So that's when he came up with this idea to bring him back to life. 1546 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:13,668 But he couldn't do it alone, 1547 01:23:13,752 --> 01:23:15,837 he needed somebody else. 1548 01:23:15,921 --> 01:23:17,714 He saw where you were in life. 1549 01:23:19,841 --> 01:23:22,260 Uh... these are the... This is the bank. 1550 01:23:22,344 --> 01:23:26,515 He also saw that you... probably needed it more than he did. 1551 01:23:26,598 --> 01:23:28,099 Whoo! 1552 01:23:31,019 --> 01:23:33,438 Now, I got a question. What about this dark wig and glasses? 1553 01:23:33,522 --> 01:23:34,606 I don't get that. 1554 01:23:34,689 --> 01:23:36,650 Yeah, that's a... a sex thing. 1555 01:23:36,733 --> 01:23:38,568 It's a little... It's kind of personal. 1556 01:23:38,652 --> 01:23:40,403 Okay. 1557 01:23:40,487 --> 01:23:42,322 Yeah, and I think that's why... 1558 01:23:42,405 --> 01:23:44,533 When he was on the phone with you, and he had the blow-up doll. 1559 01:23:44,616 --> 01:23:46,159 What are you talking about? 1560 01:23:46,243 --> 01:23:48,078 What did I say? I didn't say anything. 1561 01:23:48,161 --> 01:23:49,579 What are you talking about? 1562 01:23:49,663 --> 01:23:50,956 Nothing. I don't know. 1563 01:23:51,665 --> 01:23:52,999 - I don't know. Oh. - I'm kidding. 1564 01:23:53,083 --> 01:23:54,334 No, I bought him the doll. 1565 01:23:54,417 --> 01:23:57,963 Oh, fuck. Jeez, you both are nuts. 1566 01:23:58,046 --> 01:23:59,840 Where is he, Charlie? 1567 01:23:59,923 --> 01:24:01,758 I don't know. I would tell you. 1568 01:24:01,842 --> 01:24:04,553 Dr. Fishman's widow is out there right now looking for him. 1569 01:24:04,636 --> 01:24:08,682 Wait, that chick in the cottage was Dr. Fishman's widow? 1570 01:24:08,765 --> 01:24:11,434 - Yeah. - I had no idea he was even married. 1571 01:24:11,518 --> 01:24:13,353 Neither did Dr. Ron, apparently, 1572 01:24:13,436 --> 01:24:15,939 considering he had a full-on love affair with Butch. 1573 01:24:16,022 --> 01:24:17,983 Wow. This all makes sense. 1574 01:24:19,651 --> 01:24:23,113 - I never told Max this, but... - this one time, 1575 01:24:23,238 --> 01:24:26,366 I saw Dr. Ron and Butch coming out of an exam room, 1576 01:24:26,449 --> 01:24:30,704 and I... I swear it looked like I had just caught them doing something nasty. 1577 01:24:30,787 --> 01:24:31,830 Oh... 1578 01:24:31,913 --> 01:24:34,040 And he said that they were playing Jenga. 1579 01:24:34,124 --> 01:24:37,669 Which I guess was, now, in retrospect, their secret code for having sex. 1580 01:24:37,752 --> 01:24:39,212 "Jenga" is the secret code. 1581 01:24:40,171 --> 01:24:42,924 - That's what I just said. - That's the code. That's the code. 1582 01:24:44,426 --> 01:24:46,761 Damn it, Max! Pick up the fucking phone! 1583 01:24:54,227 --> 01:24:56,187 Sorry to disappoint, man, but... 1584 01:24:56,271 --> 01:24:58,773 my old lady works my nips pretty hard at home, 1585 01:24:58,857 --> 01:25:01,151 so not much feeling left in 'em. 1586 01:25:01,234 --> 01:25:02,903 You should turn this shit up. 1587 01:25:04,070 --> 01:25:07,198 Perhaps you'll have more feeling down in this area. 1588 01:25:09,284 --> 01:25:12,203 Fuck me in the ass! 1589 01:25:12,287 --> 01:25:14,205 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. 1590 01:25:23,006 --> 01:25:26,217 Sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. 1591 01:25:26,301 --> 01:25:29,554 Oh, that sounded just like the recording, buddy. 1592 01:25:29,638 --> 01:25:31,348 Whoo! 1593 01:25:34,851 --> 01:25:37,187 Come on, Max. God! 1594 01:25:41,441 --> 01:25:42,651 Refrigerator. 1595 01:25:46,071 --> 01:25:48,323 Oh, yeah. 1596 01:25:57,332 --> 01:25:58,917 This is it. This is it. 1597 01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:02,462 Charlie, where are you? I can't find Max anywhere. 1598 01:26:02,545 --> 01:26:04,589 I found the formula! 1599 01:26:04,673 --> 01:26:07,342 - What? Are you sure? - Yes! 1600 01:26:07,425 --> 01:26:08,969 I'm looking at it right now! 1601 01:26:09,052 --> 01:26:12,055 Ronald disguised it as an app on his tablet! 1602 01:26:12,138 --> 01:26:13,473 Wow, you're amazing. 1603 01:26:13,556 --> 01:26:16,476 You are a geek, but you are the man. 1604 01:26:16,559 --> 01:26:19,145 I'm gonna find Max, okay? I'm gonna try one more place. 1605 01:26:20,355 --> 01:26:23,650 And I won all the gymnastics competitions in sixth grade. 1606 01:26:24,609 --> 01:26:29,364 Then my damned growth spurt. Seventeen inches in 18 months. 1607 01:26:30,532 --> 01:26:34,744 That, of course, put an end to my competitive career. 1608 01:26:34,828 --> 01:26:39,457 Lucky me, I found an occupation that was even more enjoyable. 1609 01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:42,961 Wow. What an amazing story of personal triumph. 1610 01:26:43,044 --> 01:26:46,589 Looking forward to watching the... 30 for 30 on that. 1611 01:26:52,929 --> 01:26:56,057 I just wanna say, before you do what you're about to do... 1612 01:26:56,141 --> 01:26:58,059 your boyfriend or husband or whatever 1613 01:26:58,143 --> 01:27:02,814 is just a lucky man to find someone so talented at ass play. 1614 01:27:02,897 --> 01:27:04,024 Good on him. 1615 01:27:04,107 --> 01:27:05,734 I'm not gay. 1616 01:27:05,817 --> 01:27:08,570 Would you like some glass sprinkles? 1617 01:27:08,653 --> 01:27:09,904 Oh, come on. You... 1618 01:27:09,988 --> 01:27:11,781 If you put that thing in my ass, you're gay. 1619 01:27:11,865 --> 01:27:14,909 I mean, it's cool. You're in a safe room. 1620 01:27:14,993 --> 01:27:18,038 The only one getting fucked here is you. 1621 01:27:18,121 --> 01:27:20,707 Yeah, yeah, but are you gonna enjoy doing it? 1622 01:27:21,791 --> 01:27:23,084 Every last inch of it. 1623 01:27:23,168 --> 01:27:25,086 Oh, yeah. Well, that's a gay thing. 1624 01:27:26,046 --> 01:27:28,965 That's... It's not gay. It's torture. 1625 01:27:29,049 --> 01:27:30,091 - No. - That is different. 1626 01:27:30,175 --> 01:27:31,551 Taking my fingernails off, 1627 01:27:31,634 --> 01:27:34,220 or fucking making me stay awake for 12 weeks is torture, 1628 01:27:34,304 --> 01:27:35,930 but greasing up a dildo 1629 01:27:36,014 --> 01:27:38,058 and pretending it's your own dick 1630 01:27:38,141 --> 01:27:40,602 and wanting to stick it in me, that's homosexuality. 1631 01:27:40,685 --> 01:27:41,895 Textbook. 1632 01:27:43,229 --> 01:27:45,148 Are you afraid to tell your parents, is that it? 1633 01:27:46,441 --> 01:27:47,442 You know what? 1634 01:27:47,525 --> 01:27:48,693 I'm looking forward to this, 1635 01:27:48,777 --> 01:27:50,779 and I'm not letting you take it away from me 1636 01:27:50,862 --> 01:27:52,530 with your fucking mind games! 1637 01:27:52,614 --> 01:27:53,782 God damn it! 1638 01:27:53,865 --> 01:27:55,867 All right, all right, all right. 1639 01:27:55,950 --> 01:27:59,120 Look out, teeth, look out, gums, 1640 01:27:59,204 --> 01:28:00,622 look out, keister, 1641 01:28:00,705 --> 01:28:03,249 - here it comes! - Oh, my God! 1642 01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,375 Heather! 1643 01:28:04,459 --> 01:28:06,920 Get the fuck out of here! Run, he's crazy! 1644 01:28:07,837 --> 01:28:10,131 What the hell are you doing? 1645 01:28:10,215 --> 01:28:13,259 Nothing. Just two straight guys having fun. 1646 01:28:13,343 --> 01:28:15,804 Well, stop fucking around. 1647 01:28:15,887 --> 01:28:19,265 Call your boss. Tell him to get ready to wire me my money. 1648 01:28:23,019 --> 01:28:26,189 You lying bitch. It was you. 1649 01:28:26,815 --> 01:28:28,650 Of course it was me. 1650 01:28:28,733 --> 01:28:30,110 Aw, Max. 1651 01:28:30,193 --> 01:28:33,404 Did you really think that a woman in mourning 1652 01:28:33,530 --> 01:28:35,990 would let two strange buffoons in her house, 1653 01:28:36,074 --> 01:28:38,118 then run around in a slutty Barbie outfit 1654 01:28:38,201 --> 01:28:39,994 and let one of them bang her, 1655 01:28:40,078 --> 01:28:44,040 even though he's only 5'2" and smells like a pile of shoes? 1656 01:28:44,124 --> 01:28:45,917 All I had to do was push my tits out 1657 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:49,003 and you followed them like horny teenagers. 1658 01:28:49,087 --> 01:28:52,298 Do you have any idea how many lives this affects? 1659 01:28:52,382 --> 01:28:53,800 Why would you do this? 1660 01:28:53,883 --> 01:28:58,930 Ronnie was offered a fortune to bury the drug, but he refused. 1661 01:28:59,013 --> 01:29:00,056 I didn't. 1662 01:29:00,140 --> 01:29:01,724 I should've seen this coming. 1663 01:29:01,808 --> 01:29:04,769 Charlie's always had the shittiest taste in women. 1664 01:29:04,853 --> 01:29:07,605 Huh, speak of the devil. 1665 01:29:15,405 --> 01:29:19,492 Charlie, I think Max killed Shecky! 1666 01:29:19,576 --> 01:29:21,995 Yeah! He's out of control! 1667 01:29:22,078 --> 01:29:24,831 You were right, I think he's just doing this for the money. 1668 01:29:24,914 --> 01:29:27,333 You have to leave his mom's house right now, it's not safe. 1669 01:29:28,835 --> 01:29:31,963 Meet me at Factor's Walk in 15 minutes and bring the tablet. 1670 01:29:32,046 --> 01:29:33,798 We have to make sure we get it into the right hands 1671 01:29:33,882 --> 01:29:35,341 before Max finds it. 1672 01:29:35,425 --> 01:29:37,969 Oh, and, Charlie... 1673 01:29:38,928 --> 01:29:40,096 be careful. 1674 01:29:41,055 --> 01:29:42,932 I don't wanna lose you, too. 1675 01:29:44,017 --> 01:29:47,186 Yeah. 1676 01:29:50,773 --> 01:29:52,400 Aw... 1677 01:29:52,483 --> 01:29:54,319 He's so sweet. 1678 01:29:54,402 --> 01:29:56,487 Actually, you are, too. 1679 01:29:56,613 --> 01:29:58,907 I would have rather fucked you. 1680 01:29:58,990 --> 01:30:00,658 Put a bullet in his head. 1681 01:30:06,664 --> 01:30:09,709 - Mmm. - Relax. I'm not going to shoot you. 1682 01:30:13,588 --> 01:30:15,298 That would be too quick. 1683 01:30:16,466 --> 01:30:19,302 There's still so much fun for us to have. 1684 01:30:22,847 --> 01:30:25,224 Hours of fun. 1685 01:30:26,893 --> 01:30:28,269 Ooh... 1686 01:30:41,449 --> 01:30:42,867 Look out! 1687 01:30:46,204 --> 01:30:48,957 Nice try, asshole. 1688 01:31:03,513 --> 01:31:07,016 That's how he would have wanted to go. 1689 01:31:12,981 --> 01:31:13,982 Charlie! 1690 01:31:14,065 --> 01:31:15,775 - Charlie! - Hey. 1691 01:31:15,858 --> 01:31:17,443 Hey, baby. Baby. 1692 01:31:17,527 --> 01:31:19,278 - Oh, my God, are you okay? - I was so worried about you. 1693 01:31:19,362 --> 01:31:20,822 I know, I'm freaking out. 1694 01:31:20,905 --> 01:31:23,116 I can't believe Max would do that to Shecky. 1695 01:31:23,199 --> 01:31:26,661 It's like we don't know anyone. My husband, your best friend... 1696 01:31:26,744 --> 01:31:29,080 - Money makes people crazy, Charlie. - I know. I know. 1697 01:31:29,163 --> 01:31:30,248 Did you bring the tablet? 1698 01:31:30,331 --> 01:31:32,542 Of course, of course. It's right here. 1699 01:31:32,625 --> 01:31:33,751 Yeah? 1700 01:31:34,252 --> 01:31:35,670 Oh! 1701 01:31:35,753 --> 01:31:38,965 Motherfucker! What the hell, Charlie? 1702 01:31:39,048 --> 01:31:41,050 You picked the wrong guy to play, lady. 1703 01:31:41,134 --> 01:31:45,138 I do know Max and he would never kill an innocent man! 1704 01:31:46,556 --> 01:31:47,932 Well, I'm about to. 1705 01:31:52,311 --> 01:31:54,397 I'm so tired... 1706 01:31:54,480 --> 01:31:57,191 ...of women lying to me... 1707 01:31:57,275 --> 01:31:58,943 ...and fucking me over! 1708 01:31:59,027 --> 01:32:03,031 You know why everyone treats you like that, Charlie? 1709 01:32:03,114 --> 01:32:05,199 - Because you're such a pussy! - Ow! 1710 01:32:05,283 --> 01:32:07,201 God damn it! 1711 01:32:07,285 --> 01:32:09,037 Ow... 1712 01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:10,830 Ow! 1713 01:32:17,754 --> 01:32:19,714 I believe this is mine. 1714 01:32:19,797 --> 01:32:21,632 It's been fun, Charlie. 1715 01:32:21,716 --> 01:32:23,009 No, no, no. 1716 01:32:23,092 --> 01:32:26,637 Before you kill me... I want to tell you something. 1717 01:32:27,472 --> 01:32:29,098 After we had sex... 1718 01:32:31,893 --> 01:32:34,103 you farted in your sleep. 1719 01:32:35,063 --> 01:32:36,397 Like, six times. 1720 01:32:36,481 --> 01:32:39,442 Yeah, well, no one but you will ever know that, 1721 01:32:39,525 --> 01:32:42,111 because there's no way you're faking your way out of this death, Charlie. 1722 01:32:42,195 --> 01:32:43,404 No. 1723 01:32:50,453 --> 01:32:51,454 No! 1724 01:32:59,587 --> 01:33:02,048 Max! Ow! God! 1725 01:33:02,131 --> 01:33:03,674 - Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. - Charlie. 1726 01:33:03,758 --> 01:33:07,261 I love you. Oh, man, I didn't mean that shit I said about you. 1727 01:33:07,345 --> 01:33:09,806 Fuck that shit. I don't give a fuck, man. 1728 01:33:09,889 --> 01:33:12,266 I just popped the perfect wheelie. I could be a cop. 1729 01:33:12,350 --> 01:33:13,351 Did you see that? 1730 01:33:13,434 --> 01:33:15,895 - All I had to do was fucking... - I saw the whole thing. 1731 01:33:15,978 --> 01:33:17,098 - You looked good. - Come on. 1732 01:33:17,146 --> 01:33:18,397 It's déjà vu. 1733 01:33:18,481 --> 01:33:21,150 I get to kill Butch and Ronnie all over again. 1734 01:33:21,234 --> 01:33:24,278 You two wanna tickle each other's balls first, like they used to? 1735 01:33:24,362 --> 01:33:26,531 Or should I kill you straight away? 1736 01:35:34,742 --> 01:35:35,868 Stay where you are! 1737 01:35:36,577 --> 01:35:39,455 Drop your weapon and get your hands in the air! 1738 01:35:41,791 --> 01:35:42,792 - No! - What happened? 1739 01:35:44,210 --> 01:35:45,503 What? 1740 01:35:45,586 --> 01:35:47,463 - Oh, no! - What the fuck? 1741 01:35:47,546 --> 01:35:49,131 What, what? 1742 01:35:49,215 --> 01:35:52,134 You fucking threw the shit in the fucking water! 1743 01:35:52,218 --> 01:35:54,595 There was a gun pointed at my head! 1744 01:36:03,980 --> 01:36:06,732 Bob? From American Express Bob? 1745 01:36:06,816 --> 01:36:09,652 Actually it's Bob from the FBI. 1746 01:36:09,735 --> 01:36:12,446 Oh... shit. 1747 01:36:12,530 --> 01:36:13,864 Here, take the dinosaur. 1748 01:36:13,948 --> 01:36:15,116 Yeah, go play. 1749 01:36:15,199 --> 01:36:16,742 What is it? 1750 01:36:17,326 --> 01:36:18,846 We fished the tablet out of the water. 1751 01:36:18,911 --> 01:36:21,622 I had my best tech guys take a look at it. 1752 01:36:21,706 --> 01:36:23,040 And, uh... 1753 01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:25,835 it's a goner. 1754 01:36:27,628 --> 01:36:28,671 All right. 1755 01:36:30,047 --> 01:36:31,340 I'm really sorry. 1756 01:36:31,424 --> 01:36:34,260 Oh, baby, we'll find another way. 1757 01:36:34,343 --> 01:36:35,845 We're gonna find another way. 1758 01:36:35,928 --> 01:36:36,929 Yeah. 1759 01:36:37,013 --> 01:36:39,223 We'll keep fighting. We'll keep fighting. 1760 01:36:39,307 --> 01:36:43,269 Mrs. Kessler... your husband's under arrest. 1761 01:36:43,352 --> 01:36:45,896 When your friend finishes getting his broken ribs patched up, 1762 01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:47,732 I gotta take both of you directly to jail. 1763 01:36:47,815 --> 01:36:49,567 Fuck he is, man! 1764 01:36:49,650 --> 01:36:51,319 Do you know how long I've waited for this one? 1765 01:36:51,402 --> 01:36:52,611 - Sorry, baby. - All right, we're good. 1766 01:36:52,695 --> 01:36:53,815 - We're good. - Real emotional. 1767 01:36:53,863 --> 01:36:55,031 What's this? What's this? Wait! Wait! Whoa! 1768 01:36:55,114 --> 01:36:58,326 Whoa! He's got broken ribs... why is he knocked out right now? 1769 01:36:58,409 --> 01:36:59,869 We're taking him into surgery. 1770 01:36:59,952 --> 01:37:03,914 We found something rather alarming in his rectum. 1771 01:37:03,998 --> 01:37:05,458 - What? What? - What just happened? 1772 01:37:05,541 --> 01:37:08,127 It appears to be a USB drive. 1773 01:37:12,131 --> 01:37:13,674 You backed it up? 1774 01:37:13,758 --> 01:37:15,593 He backed it up! 1775 01:37:15,676 --> 01:37:19,347 - You careful motherfucker! Yes! - Oh! 1776 01:37:22,516 --> 01:37:23,559 Yes! 1777 01:37:23,642 --> 01:37:24,685 Charlie! 1778 01:37:24,769 --> 01:37:26,479 You did it, boy! Yes! 1779 01:37:26,562 --> 01:37:27,772 Yeah! 1780 01:37:27,855 --> 01:37:29,815 You know, a good friend of mine once told me, 1781 01:37:29,899 --> 01:37:31,779 "You always have to have a rubber in your wallet 1782 01:37:31,817 --> 01:37:33,110 and an umbrella in your trunk, 1783 01:37:33,194 --> 01:37:35,529 'cause you never know when you're gonna fuck in the rain." 1784 01:37:35,613 --> 01:37:38,407 He also suggested carrying around zombie makeup 1785 01:37:38,491 --> 01:37:40,534 for those times when you want to strike terror 1786 01:37:40,618 --> 01:37:43,162 into the hearts of people who screwed you over. 1787 01:37:46,207 --> 01:37:48,626 Please don't eat me. Don't eat me! Eat her! 1788 01:37:50,961 --> 01:37:53,923 Go get your own fucking fortune cookies! 1789 01:37:55,883 --> 01:37:58,636 And most importantly, when you're really in trouble, 1790 01:37:58,719 --> 01:38:00,930 when you've committed many, many crimes 1791 01:38:01,013 --> 01:38:03,808 across several states and a US territory... 1792 01:38:03,891 --> 01:38:07,770 there's only one chip that can get you off scot-free. 1793 01:38:07,853 --> 01:38:11,232 One card that you can play to get you out of anything. 1794 01:38:11,357 --> 01:38:13,609 An effective treatment for cancer. 1795 01:38:43,514 --> 01:38:45,224 Good job! 1796 01:38:45,307 --> 01:38:46,725 - That was so... - Yeah. 1797 01:38:46,809 --> 01:38:48,686 Yeah. 1798 01:38:52,815 --> 01:38:54,358 What are you doing, Mother? 1799 01:38:54,442 --> 01:38:56,068 Why would you do that, Ma? 1800 01:38:56,152 --> 01:39:01,532 I just wanted to bring back some sweet memories to Charlie. 1801 01:39:01,615 --> 01:39:04,910 That's really nice, Ma. He's crying. You happy? 1802 01:39:04,994 --> 01:39:07,872 Do they still look as good as they looked 1803 01:39:07,955 --> 01:39:09,665 when you peeked on me in the shower? 1804 01:39:09,748 --> 01:39:12,126 They're even better! 1805 01:39:12,209 --> 01:39:14,128 He's being polite. It's awful! 1806 01:39:15,087 --> 01:39:17,339 They might have a few more miles on them... 1807 01:39:18,340 --> 01:39:21,594 - but they still taste brand new. - Oh! 1808 01:39:21,677 --> 01:39:24,388 All right, enjoy yourself, Ma, you're in Puerto Rico. 1809 01:39:24,472 --> 01:39:26,807 Hey, come on. Let's do this. 1810 01:39:26,891 --> 01:39:29,185 No, no, no, no, I'm tired. I'm sorry. 1811 01:39:29,268 --> 01:39:30,519 - Do it, you should. - You're in remission. 1812 01:39:30,603 --> 01:39:33,147 You can't play that cancer card anymore. Let's go. 1813 01:39:33,230 --> 01:39:36,192 Hey! Just do it so we can go out and eat. I'm fuckin' starving! 1814 01:39:36,275 --> 01:39:37,776 - Carmine, be nice. - I am nice. 1815 01:39:37,860 --> 01:39:40,362 - I have low blood sugar, you know that. - Carmine's hungry! 1816 01:39:40,488 --> 01:39:42,031 You can't fucking keep him waitin'. Let's go! 1817 01:39:42,114 --> 01:39:44,658 Let's go! All right, love you guys. 1818 01:39:44,742 --> 01:39:46,494 - Be safe! - Yep. 1819 01:39:59,507 --> 01:40:01,509 Sure about this, tough guy? 1820 01:40:01,592 --> 01:40:02,635 Fuck yes. 1821 01:40:03,594 --> 01:40:04,970 You only live twice, right?